Firefox drunk application.

[Daydreamer]

Ok so collegehumor just had an article that got me thinking.

Is there a firefox application that makes me pass a test to use firefox. Quite simply I mean, is there an application that will ban me from firefox if I am drunk, making me pass seemingly simple tests to unlock firefox...

Yes, I drunk facebook a lot...

[Brien]

clicking the icon

[Zalius]

clicking the icon

ahahahaha

[pirahna1]

You could set up a crazy homepage and disable all your toolbars so you have to work your way through a bunch of questions just to get to google? I dunno, that's about it really.

[Daydreamer]

Bah. I was really hoping there was an actual application for this.

I am drunk now as I type this. Why can't there be a program that would have let me not been able to type this...even though this is not really a bad thing to type...does this even make sense...ah I'm drunk, who cares.

[Lordwafik]

Put a post it note saying "GO TO SLEEP" on your monitor.

[Feielle]

clicking the icon

Actually laughed out loud on that one. Good call.

Take the batteries out of your keyboard before you go out drinking. That should deter you.

Been doing a little too much drunken myspace-messaging?

[Serif]

Just turn off your computer when you head out. If you are as useless as I am when you get home from drinking, you either pass out while the computer boots up or say fuck it and just fall on your bed.

[Ikith]

Lock your computer before you leave. If your that drunk you shouldn't be able to type passwords (Windows Key+L for lock) ! Or to add to it make a password thats to hard to type when drunk.

[Alleya]

Adapt a breathalyzer to USB and make a program that prevents firefox from opening after 9pm if you fail the test.

[MisterBob]

Or you could just learn a little self control. I could see this being a problem like once, but after that you should know better, even when piss drunk.

[Nibe]

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[Jaybar]

Make a ridiculous password that involves capitals and lowercase letters as well as numbers. Hide the note with the password somewhere in your drawer that has junk in it.

Also, learn to drink. Why are you on your PC messaging it up while drunk? Shouldn't you be out with friends and passing out on *insert an adjective and noun here*? Who am I kidding, everyone on BG comes home and immediately goes to the computer.

[Siniroth]

*insert an adjective and noun here*

You mean *name of member of the opposite sex*? Or were you including that with noun?

[Senoska]

I can write a program for you if you want, you want it to like freeze your pc(Keyboard & mouse except for a key command to exit said program?) or just exit firefox when you open it

[Jaybar]

You mean *name of member of the opposite sex*? Or were you including that with noun?

Pretty much. Like, Slutty Whore. Or One-legged Geezer. Or Filthy Sewage.

[rezn0r]

i have no help for the drunk, i screw my life up all the time

Feielle that sig is incredible, i feel like i have decent photoshop/etc skills, but how do you even start to go about making something like that? yes i know i sound a bit retarded.

[Daydreamer]

See my problem is that when I'm drunk I don't want people to know I'm drunk, so I have an unbelievable amount of concentration. I'm not saying I don't slur or anything, but like, having a complicated PW would be nothing for me. The only thing I really do is be wayyyyyyy too honest with people, and that's so damn easy over facebook.

So yeah, a firefox application that made you pass a drunk test would be pimp!

[Senoska]

See my problem is that when I'm drunk I don't want people to know I'm drunk, so I have an unbelievable amount of concentration. I'm not saying I don't slur or anything, but like, having a complicated PW would be nothing for me. The only thing I really do is be wayyyyyyy too honest with people, and that's so damn easy over facebook.

So yeah, a firefox application that made you pass a drunk test would be pimp!

what is a "firefox application"? A plugin or a stand alone application? Give me some ideas for the questions on the test and ill write you the program.

[Daydreamer]

It can be either. Something that I can lock when I go out and makes me play a few games before firefox becomes unlocked. Example -

http://3.media.collegehumor.com/coll...c29515ba25.jpg