Man Drinks Kids Pee

[Churchill]

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

Man Previously Convicted Of Rape


Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

If he wasn't interacting with the kids, I really don't see anything wrong with this, other than that it's a weird fetish and he should cease and desist etc.

[Cheerios]

I really have nothing to say or contribute to this thread. I'm pretty sure nobody else will either cause this is pretty fucked.

Before I even clicked on the thread I thought it was just some dude waiting inside of the bathroom waiting to yoink kids and have them pee in his mouth. Now I see he was clever about it. I've personally used the child-level urinal when I had to follow the rules of bathroom etiquette. I'm sure in those 40 years he's been doing it, he's drank some adult piss.

[Guitarman]

Stories like this really hurt my head. Part of me wants to believe that no way in hell is this true, yet the other part of me knows full well that society sunk this low ages ago. So, I've decided to just quietly shake my head and walk away.

[Apelila]

He was hiding the stall specifically to get children piss.

Also: jesus H. christ that messed up.

[Feedmenow]

This thread is honestly not as bad as I was thinking it'd be.

Is this even illegal, really? It's incredibly creepy, but that's not exactly the same thing

[Churchill]

If he wasn't watching the kids or interacting, he shouldn't be in jail no.

[Kurp]

I'd love to hear him try and explain this one to his family and friends.

[chillin]

wat lol

[Lockecole7]

Stories like these piss me off.

[Shalyn]

For the yuks...ha?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...arlmanvamp.png

[Olo401]

He's doing it wrong.. you need to get the kid to piss on your face in order to see the righteous tits..

[octopus]

I'm starting to think we need a subforum named "all the fucked up shit in the world"... fuck this crazy world!

[SamanosukeShiva]

shits disgusting

[Elvis]

i cannot find the lulz in this story

[Mizango]

.....

[Maxxthepenguin]

So he tampers with private property for his own perverse needs. I'm not sure what's legal about that. There are also some laws about ownership of bodily fluids, I think. Also,

He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom.

That is obviously illegal.

[Day]

Urine a lot of trouble mister.

[Tricen]

I rofled. People never cease to amuse me.

[fren.]

Urine a lot of trouble mister.

Oh lord.

[Mizango]

Urine a lot of trouble mister.

LOL Day. You are on a roll this morning.