Barack Obama is tired of your shit

[Lee]

If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.

April Winchell

Scroll down for the hilarious soundbites.

[Kohan]

The fifth soundbite is, without a doubt, the best.

[Kurp]

Hahaha, the last one is the best

[Headspace]

He needed to sound more black though. He sounds more white than I am when he says that shit.

[Zalius]

oh shit.

[Waef]

Wow, that was pure awesomeness. I liked #4 and #5 the best.

[Chicomagiko]

The last one is great.

[Fhloston]

#5 sig'd for awesomeness. I laughed way too hard at that one.

[Neoburai]

I cannot fucking wait for these to be remixed.

[Lbelle]

I love Barack Obama.

[Maguspk]

Wow that's weird to hear, haha. I like the one where he says "mothafucka" because you can tell he's trying.

[Tomiko]

Those are awesome. I agree that #5 is the best as well.

[Kiro]

#5 ftw, haha.

[Blabj]

My world is rocked... People in authority actually swear?

[Draggy]

Awesome haha

#5 ftw

[Charismatic]

Oh shit, I know something awesome will come of this... I really just can't wait.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

That was one of the most amazing things I have ever fucking heard.

[Olo401]

LMFAO this is fuckin' awesome.

[Xno Kappa]

LMAO downloading these. New text ring-tones ftw!

[Dimmauk]

He should have said #3 to McCain.
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/media/a...A_THAT_GUY.mp3