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    Man dragged under van 17 miles, dies, police say

    Man dragged under van 17 miles, dies, police say - CNN.com

    NEW YORK (CNN) -- A pedestrian was struck twice by vehicles in Queens and dragged for 17 miles by the second vehicle before police found him dead in Brooklyn, New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly told reporters Wednesday.

    The badly mangled body was discovered under a van after several passing motorists motioned the driver to pull over, Kelly said. Police had not identified the victim Wednesday evening, he said.

    The first driver called 911 to report he thought he had struck a pedestrian but did not see anyone.

    It turned out the second driver, in a van, had driven over the man, whose body became lodged under its chassis, according to police.

    Kelly said that the van driver stopped at one point during the drive on New York City's highways and roads because he noticed the vehicle was not driving properly. But he failed to find anything unusual, Kelly said.

    Police are retracing the route the van drove in attempt to find body parts, he said.

    No charges have been filed, Kelly told reporters Wednesday afternoon.
    I'm rather suspicious of the driver of that van not noticing a dead guy under it.

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    again?

    how often does something like this happen, having partial deja vu here

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    Was I the only one who read the title and lol'd?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnipotent View Post
    Was I the only one who read the title and lol'd?
    Would have lol'ed harder if it was you, Mr. Icantlaugh@retardjokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    Would have lol'ed harder if it was you
    Takes more than dragging under a car to kill me.

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    Motherfucking Candyman?! shit

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    Find body parts?

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    Perfect kind of easter egg hunt

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    how could anyone drive for 20 minutes without knowing a guy under the car?

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    Body parts are probably stuck in other peoples wheel wells.

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    What a drag it must be

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    What a drag it must be
    Oh lord. These kind of jokes are tired enough.

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    Oh well. Shit happens! :<

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    I'm not safe on my island
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    Oh Forrest Gump, what knowledge have you not imparted unto us!

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    I lol'd
    VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowe View Post
    Man dragged under van 17 miles, dies, police say - CNN.com



    I'm rather suspicious of the driver of that van not noticing a dead guy under it.
    Probably because when the van driver checked, he was still alive.

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    The first driver called 911 to report he thought he had struck a pedestrian but did not see anyone.
    Makes me wonder why he didn't .... stop and ... you know, see if he's ok, and wait around?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    Makes me wonder why he didn't .... stop and ... you know, see if he's ok, and wait around?
    Apparently he did, but did not see anyone. The guy he thought he had hit had vanished. There was no one to check on.

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    edit: nvm

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