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    TF2 Scout Update

    Team Fortress 2 - The Scout Update

    Team Fortress 2 - The Sandman

    You Scouts are gonna love this highly collectible bat that smacks baseballs at the other team, stunning the living crap outta anybody dumb, slow, drunk, mute or Australian enough to get in the way. The farther the ball flies before ricocheting offa some chucklehead's skull, the longer he's gonna be stunned. And guys who think they're tough because they're invulnerable? It works on them too. Now the bad news: You can't double jump when you're carrying this little beauty. On the other hand, double jumping never put anybody in a coma.
    So scout can anti uber now? Ok great. The obvious question that needs to be answered here is: Can a second scout knock the ball back with his bat? If so...

    2fort
    16 scouts vs. 16 scouts
    The Sandman only
    Batting Practice!

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    TF2 just got a whole lot more awesome. Now it's time to stop sucking at Scout...

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    360 update wru

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bendar View Post
    360 update wru
    Actually, I'm p. sure Valve announced they're gonna *MASS UPDATE* TF2 on the 360 concurrently with the Scout update release for PC. That includes Badlands, Gold Rush, Turbine, Fastlane, Steel, Badwater, Lumberyard, Ravine, plus the 'chieves and gear for heavy, medic, pyro, and the scout update and bugfixes/balance adjustments on top of it.

    Also: I HAVE A FUCKING RESEARCH PAPER DUE ON THAT WEEK MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH

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    Some awesome new maps are gonna come out of this update. Baseball fields where we gotta peg each other with baseballs. God yessssssssss.

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    WHAMMY!!!

    ps: YES! They are FINALLY nerfing Demoman stickies at close range.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimiko View Post
    WHAMMY!!!

    ps: YES! They are FINALLY nerfing Demoman stickies at close range.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY WINBOMBS!

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    I can already picture an uber heavy being stunlocked by Sandman Scouts.

    Well, not really but it'd be pretty funny to see anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arachna View Post
    I can already picture an uber heavy being stunlocked by Sandman Scouts.

    Well, not really but it'd be pretty funny to see anyway.
    It's funny when people even uber Heavies. Funnier when the heavy and medic don't know what the hell they are doing. (Medic not letting the turret shoot him so heavy can get close, or the heavy walking with his gun spinning the entire time.)

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    As Medic I tend to only uber Pyros & Soldiers, unless I find a decent Demoman.

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    Team Fortress 2 - The Scout Update
    Hurray for shitty Arena maps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    Team Fortress 2 - The Scout Update
    Hurray for shitty Arena maps.
    Watchtower looks fun >.>

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    Nobody plays Arena, who're you trying to fool?

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    Mega shoop. Won't see next one till 7pm(est) I'm guessing.

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    RED BONK GIVES YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

    http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm

    edit: also I just noticed that is not the regular scattergun in the background, it is the new scattergun, speculate now

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    Note: Bonk! contains several hundred times the daily recommended allowance of sugar. After the beneficial effects of the radiation wear off, drinkers have reported experiencing feelings of lethargy that can last several seconds. Reading this sentence absolves Bonk! of any liability for killing sprees inspired by or deaths resulting from the ingestion of Bonk! Enjoy Bonk! responsibly… Or by the case!
    lol

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    Anyone else notice in the image (in the background) you can see Red + Blue payload tracks? Maybe a team vs. team who can get to the top with cart map?

    edit: TF2 forums in flurry atm. Seems alot of people are starting to think the scout update might be a lie. Something underlying a real spy update.

    Dunno, all speculation atm it looks like.

    http://imgshack.info/images/c0rhhq4hm7bb5kaycqx4.jpg

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