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  1. 2009-07-09 10:19 #1
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    Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’

    Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ | The Sun |News

    A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
    Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

    Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

    A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

    "She is determined to go ahead with the case."

    Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
  2. 2009-07-09 10:20 #2
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    That's the most retarded thing I've read... today.
  3. 2009-07-09 10:20 #3
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    Holy fucking whut. I don't even
  4. 2009-07-09 10:20 #4
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    "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there."


    lol wow, Typical overbearing parental denial.
  5. 2009-07-09 10:21 #5
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    Uh huh.

    Yeah she got pregnant from the pool.......boy.

    Then again it was in egypt. I imagine she's saving her daughter's life with this.
  6. 2009-07-09 10:23 #6
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    So...denial isn't just a river in Egypt?
  7. 2009-07-09 10:23 #7
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    It's physically fucking impossible for this to happen unless the boy came inside the pool and she swam through it moments after.
  8. 2009-07-09 10:24 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiker View Post
    So...denial isn't just a river in Egypt?
    Instant Rimshot
  9. 2009-07-09 10:24 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiker View Post
    So...denial isn't just a river in Egypt?
    HAHA wow.

    You've just earned a "Cowboys compliment" token from me to be used at any point in the future for such win.
  10. 2009-07-09 10:24 #10
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    "Good God, i'm pregnant, I wonder who did it"

    Indeed.
  11. 2009-07-09 10:24 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    It's physically fucking impossible for this to happen unless the boy came inside the pool and she swam through it moments after.
    I c wut u did.
  12. 2009-07-09 10:26 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    HAHA wow.

    You've just earned a "Cowboys compliment" token from me to be used at any point in the future for such win.
    BRB, sigging this.
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    /facepalm

    I don't know how parents can be this stupid sometimes.
  14. 2009-07-09 10:29 #14
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    Is this one of those extremely race coincidences? I forget the word for it.
  15. 2009-07-09 10:30 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stiker View Post
    BRB, sigging this.
    LOOOL
  16. 2009-07-09 10:31 #16
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    I need to wake up, Im getting a cup of coffee, when i get back this better be a different thread
  17. 2009-07-09 10:35 #17
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    I wanted slippers, but I got a bondage catalogue | Metro.co.uk

    This was on this morning's METRO as I was heading to work.
  18. 2009-07-09 10:40 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by wop View Post
    Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ | The Sun |News
    I cant wait for the Maury episode that follows this story.

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/...c4975d.jpg?v=0
  19. 2009-07-09 10:40 #19
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    Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’ of semen.
    fixed.
  20. 2009-07-09 10:41 #20
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    I'm no biologist... but I'd imagine the chlorine in the pool would "sterilize" any stray sperm cells within seconds - and she'd have to be performing some pretty intense swimming strokes for the sperm enriched water to work it's way that far in.
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