Tiny fucker post about girlfriend </3

[Day]

And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand.

[Conrad]

Hold me closer Tony Danza

[Day]

Danza...















LIKE A BOSS

[Conrad]

[Day]

I guess that's why they call it the blues.

[Conrad]

YTMND - Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

[Day]

YTMND - Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

L O L

I didn't laugh that hard at Sambergs shit.

[BerenTebogo]

YO BRO I THINK U SHUD JUST TELL HER U LOVE HER N SHE WILL UNDERSTAND OK??

NEVER LET GO BRO WE THERE 4 U

[Day]

stick it in hur pooper hurrr hurrr

general better than spam heurrurrew

[Conrad]

And I think it's gonna be a long long time, till touchdown brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home, oh no, no, no
Cause I'm a rocketman, burning out his fuse up here alone

[Conrad]

High school problems: serious business.

[Day]

For real tho I'm like 17 and a half and the love of my life is cheating on me I think. Oh god BG tell me what to do please. I can't go on with my life.

[BerenTebogo]

SHE SAID SHE WOULD STAY WITH ME FOREVER

[tyven]

whatever you do, keep your promises!

[Conrad]

I have to keep my Spam Nice Guy image up, so I can't partake any more in bashing this guy. However, I don't discourage any further jokes on his behalf.

[Shiroikage]

Best thread in spam.

[Ivve]

YO BRO I THINK U SHUD JUST TELL HER U LOVE HER N SHE WILL UNDERSTAND OK??

NEVER LET GO BRO WE THERE 4 U

isn't everyone telling him to dump that bitch and that his problems aren't that srs? for real, you should have posted this shit in there so maybe they would have moved it here where it belongs. IMPROPER POST PLACEMENT

[Ivve]

seriously though he had some for real exposition in that OP. shit we didn't even need to know came into play. do people not know how to tell stories without extraneous retarded details? i hang up on my mom when she starts doing that; i can't fucking stand it. WHO CARES IF YOU AND MANDY WERE FRIENDS BEFORE THIS RELATIONSHIP WHEN THAT HAS NO BEARING NOW, STOP GIVING ME POINTLESS FACTS

[Day]

Furthermore for a successful thread you need to be as vauge and general as possible so people can relate. He made it so fucking specific I had an incredibly hard time giving a shit, actually I didn't.

[Ivve]

honestly i couldn't follow some of the more intricate drama details of his relationships because i got bored, but i got the highlights. bitch creates drama, wants to have someone finance her lifestyle. sounds like the problems of every dude i ever knew in high school.