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    Should I Bang My Friend's Mom?

    I live with this friend. His mom gets hella drunk and comes onto me. Like I just walked past the couch she was sitting on and she stroked my arm.

    Pretty sure she wants it, but she's old and fat. I talked to my friend and we agreed that I should do it for the lulz.

    What do you think?

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    cool story bro

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Do it faggot.

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    does she even look decent?

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    if she's a sugar mama, i think all can be forgiven.

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    drop a load in her and give your friend another brother

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    man the harpoon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    does she even look decent?
    Not at all.

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    you should tease her and then not please her

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    Not worth it.

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    Obvious answer is no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Not worth it.
    always is for the lulz

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    For the record if your friend almost convinced you to do this, your friend is a great troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Obvious answer is no.
    ^

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    i say counter-troll and impregnate his mom then troll yourself with child support

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    always is for the lulz
    Maybe our lulz because he fucked a fat ugly old thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Maybe our lulz because he fucked a fat ugly old thing.
    big girls need love, too

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    who's to say an oil change won't do her any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuyu View Post
    big girls need love, too
    no they dont, they need to lose weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    no they dont, they need to lose weight
    oh ho ho

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