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    what do they call that thing where you die and you jizz

    I think it also happens with poop, but the whole death jizz has a name. FIND IT I NEED MORE KNOWLEDGE

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    I have only heard you get an erection...

    EDIT: And that you pee yourself.

    man, I've never came so hard from reading a wikipedia page

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    You heard me get an erection or you heard that you get an erection when you die?

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    I don't know, did I psyche you out?

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    i've heard you can both get an erection and jizz postmortem.

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    I think it's just an erection and that can only happen if you die of.. asphyxiation(sp)? (Getting smothered)

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    There is something you are not sharing brp, and this time it's not your load.

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    There's a scientific term for gettin' yo Carradine on?

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    Autoerotic Asphixiation?

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    Yes, post-mortem jizzing, but it has a name. I think it was angel something and in some places in Africa it's supposed to be a trophy or something when you kill someone.

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    The less I know about Africa, the happier I am as a human

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    Hell if I know. What do you need to know for? Are you planning on murdering someone and then doing stuff with the body? If so, that's sick and wrong.

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    Ain't nothing wrong with being sick and wrong

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    I don't think there's an actual scientific term for it, since it doesn't happen in 100% of all cases. The closest I think you could come up with is Spontaneous Defecation.

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    Die and jizz is a result of fucking and dying, therefore resulting in happy death. What the fuck is wrong with people?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blackrose View Post
    I don't think there's an actual scientific term for it, since it doesn't happen in 100% of all cases. The closest I think you could come up with is Spontaneous Defecation.
    Is it wrong that I read it as "Spontaneous Decaffation"?

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    Even during/after death a man can still get his rocks off

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    i was under the impression that spontaneous evacuation was just something that occurred if your body was far enough along in any of those processes. like if you would probably have gone to take a shit/piss relatively soon but died before you got to a bathroom, it was pretty likely you'd just unleash. i would think the jizzing after death thing would be similar to a nocturnal emission, where you just have jizz built up for days and you just ejaculate because everything is completely relaxed.

    still no clue on the name

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    Curses. Maybe i will never know.

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