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    fat chicks in a bathingsuit

    shirt?


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    I want to go swimming...

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    1 piece or bikini?

    edit: 1 piece OR bikini ewps

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    1 piece. trying to find one with a skirt, but it's hard enough just to find a 1- piece in cali~

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    also, tags for this thread rock

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    I've helped a lot of my female friends pick bathing suits.

    I feel like bikinis are pretty horribly unforgiving unless you either have a model-like body or unless you find a place that sells the tops seperately from the bottoms. What about just a dark solid color 1piece and a sarong?

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    I like these kind tbh:

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...7L._AA280_.jpg

    well not the top but you get the idea. Helps hide the cellulite.

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    you can accomplish the same thing (more or less) with just a regular bathing suit and a sarong, and that way you wont have to have material flowing around you while you're actually swimming.

    Those seem flattering though, but yea you're right about the pattern. Solid colors or ->

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    just do what feels right baby, don't you worry bout a thing

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    hmmm you might be right about the sarong, I will have to think on this...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    just do what feels right baby, don't you worry bout a thing
    I'm with Day on this one <.<;;

    Confidence is key. If you wear it with pride, no one really cares.

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    don't do the shirt though that just looks horrible once it's wet

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    the downside to the sarong is that you have to be without it going to and from the pool chair/beach towel, whereas the skirt would let you feel covered all the time, although idk how well that keeps its shape when it's wet

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    if you look like shit i will be offended at how shitty looking you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    don't do the shirt though that just looks horrible once it's wet
    see that's what I always wondered if people preferred to see a chick with or without it. iono how peeps think sometimes.


    and naw I worry cause I know people don't wanna see my flab.

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    worry is the wrong word

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    you just need to go swimming with a fatter person.

    but for real, unless you are shamu size, don't stress it

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    just wear a one piece, ill respect a chick in a one piece regardless of size. its the heffers in bikinis that i want to hit with a baseball bat

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    also if your legs/butt are alright (and you're mainly carrying the flab around your midsection) you might feel a little more comfortable in a tankini (tank top + bikini bottoms). it can be kinda tough to find a tank top that reaches down far enough that none of your stomach will show, but the style can be surprisingly flattering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    worry is the wrong word
    well good cause I just said not to worry about a thing and what do you turn around and say holy shit why even fucking post an advice thread if you aren't going to listen, i'm tired of this shit all the time every fucking time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreides View Post
    also if your legs/butt are alright (and you're mainly carrying the flab around your midsection) you might feel a little more comfortable in a tankini (tank top + bikini bottoms). it can be kinda tough to find a tank top that reaches down far enough that none of your stomach will show, but the style can be surprisingly flattering.
    you know oddly enough I used to have one that I liked a lot, cause it had a cute skirt with it. but then I lost the bottom piece...XD

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