Shit YOUR mom says

[Sera]

"It's okay, I love anal"
"The kids are asleep and he's out of town, want to come over?"
"Shoot it on my face"

[Senoska]

"Sure hope I don't get pregnant"

[Charismatic]

a bunch of stuff about jesus

[Senoska]

a bunch of stuff about jesus

Pretty much this.

Also, my mom tries to act really political but doesn't know anything about politics. She will start talking about Capitalism, and I'm like "Hold up, what do you think Capitalism is?" She had no fucking idea. She just kept saying "It's not right what they are doing, you're wrong."

Also, my mom tries to kick me out on a weekly bases but soon as I pack up to leave she begs me not to.

Also, I get an $800 bill every 3 months from her to live here, so thats always a fight.

Lets see, actually, I got one today.

$100 for Sept
$100 Oct
$100 Nov
$100 Dec
$150 for internet this month and last

Borrowed $60 <~ I pay for the food in dis bitch yet I have to pay back $50-$60 in cash? I keep change in my car, I have a little jar in my glove box. Probably had $150+ in my glovebox and in another jar on the floor, came out to my car one day and that shit was fucking GONE. I asked her -- shes like "YOU FUCKING LIVE UNDER -MY- ROOF, YOU CAN HELP OUT AROUND HERE." screaming at me because she thinks that I'm afraid of her.

Blurg.

[Mistress Stowastiq]

"It's okay, I love anal"
"The kids are asleep and he's out of town, want to come over?"
"Shoot it on my face"

WTF?
Are you wooshing us?

Oh wait... I get it. Took me a minute there.

[Senoska]

WTF?
Are you wooshing us?

Time taken from above to bellow: More than a minute.

Oh wait... I get it. Took me a minute there.

Lrn2pc.

[Kiarax]

Should be happy she lets you live there so cheap you ungrateful shit.

[Charismatic]

^

[Senoska]

Should be happy she lets you live there so cheap you ungrateful shit.

Bitch please, I live in an apartment in the middle of no where. I pay my TV/Internet (Despite her using both more than I, hurrhurr), cell phone, car insurance/food/etc.

Fuck you dude, I'm in college living with my parents, I shouldn't pay my parents when I'm going to school & working. You would think they would support me. Specially with me having a huge fucking $20,000 charge about to hit my bank account in 3 months. You would think letting from now until December slide.

[Howard Roark]

how old are you you fkng mooch? unless you work for your parents or something, if you're over 18 you should be paying rent

no wonder your mom drinks, it's probably to forget the fact she has such a shitty son

[Maguspk]

Bitch please, I live in an apartment in the middle of no where. I pay my TV/Internet (Despite her using both more than I, hurrhurr), cell phone, car insurance/food/etc.

Fuck you dude, I'm in college living with my parents, I shouldn't pay my parents when I'm going to school & working. You would think they would support me. Specially with me having a huge fucking $20,000 charge about to hit my bank account in 3 months. You would think letting from now until December slide.

Unless you're like under 18, they don't owe you shit.

[Zalius]

then move out and work more. 16 hour days never killed nobody

[Zalius]

my dad doesnt let me pay rent. like i try. he physically will not let me. its not part of his culture at all, and if i tried to move out he'd probably stop me unless i was done with school.

[Krye]

"You used to be happy...*sob*...where did this hateful person come from..."

[Howard Roark]

"You used to be happy...*sob*...where did this hateful person come from..."

her vag

[Charismatic]

lol

[Howard Roark]

once my mom got real mad at me:

"You sonofabitch"

...

me: "AHAHAHAHAHA"

[Ivve]

Bitch please, I live in an apartment in the middle of no where. I pay my TV/Internet (Despite her using both more than I, hurrhurr), cell phone, car insurance/food/etc.

Fuck you dude, I'm in college living with my parents, I shouldn't pay my parents when I'm going to school & working. You would think they would support me. Specially with me having a huge fucking $20,000 charge about to hit my bank account in 3 months. You would think letting from now until December slide.

cut the cord bro. they don't have to do shit for you and anything extra they do is kindness. best lrn2'prec.