Gotcha bitch

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-03 20:19

nothing more satisfying than getting that mosquito that bit you

a long time ago I was on a beach near a creek and little did I know there were red ants in the sand, and one bit my then gf. I grabbed a smooth rock and a serrated surfaced rock, and proceeded to scoop 'em up and run the rocks against each other in a quick motion

and then there was the time I saw a ridiculous amount of ants swarming in and around a crack in the sidewalk, I wouldn't have been surprised if there were 1500-5000 ants there, they were crawling all over each other. and I stomped on them all. It took a while, and looking back I'm kinda disgusted with myself but I think it was leftover rage from the beach

I think something's wrong with me lol

**Not Kuno** · 2009-09-03 20:20

Where you facing the wrong way?

**Kiarax** · 2009-09-03 20:21

Do it faggot

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:23

Those ants are going to eventually bite some child who is allergic to them. Please leave the insects be

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:24

Plus, that mosquito could give malaria to some other child, too.

**richardd** · 2009-09-03 20:24

dude, i get so paranoid with mosquitos now. the only thing that crosses my mind are those weird ass, jungle book diseases they give out. i forgot the name, but i usually run away and find windex and hose them down with the stream spray.

**Kiro** · 2009-09-03 20:24

I used to take aerosol cans and a lighter and kneel over ant hills and just go pyromaniac all over 'em.

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:25

These creatures do god's work. What are you assholes thinking?

**Kiro** · 2009-09-03 20:26

They were fire ants, fuck 'em.

**Not Kuno** · 2009-09-03 20:27

Originally Posted by Kiro

They were fire ants, fuck 'em.

And now they're literally fire ants.

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:27

lol

**Kiro** · 2009-09-03 20:27

I'll die in some ant related massacre now thanks to karma.

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:30

http://www.greatnorthroad.org/bboard/0402/ant-hill.jpg

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:31

http://www.fisherkids.net/card%202%20043.jpg

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:31

Think of the possibilities for the good of this world.

**_chuchu** · 2009-09-03 20:31

Let them do their work, undisturbed

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-03 20:41

Originally Posted by Kiro

I'll die in some ant related massacre now thanks to karma.

pretty much

there was a milipede in the shower the other day and I batted it down toward the drain, and some water had collected at the bottom so there was enough there to watch it drown... that gave me a bit of a pang of guilt

at my old apartment I had a brief ant problem for a week or 2 and I was vegetarian at the time so I didn't want to kill them so I kept them in an empty gatorade bottle with the lid on, but then they ran out of air

anyway I kept them there in the bottle as an example and oddly enough I never had any ant troubles after that

**Milkster** · 2009-09-03 20:54

I caught a mouse once on a sticky rat trap. So when I found it I took a hammer and went to town on it. That was the highlight of my day.

**Howard Roark** · 2009-09-03 21:01

I couldn't do that, anything that's gonna make a crunch, like a big spider or a junebug is offlimits for me, I literally couldn't fathom a mouse or something with a face or blood

**Milkster** · 2009-09-03 21:02

Oh, there was no crunch its entire body was soft was like hammering a sponge.

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