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  1. 2009-09-02 22:31 #1
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    This is why we don't shit at school.

    So I was taking a hover shit at school today and there was a dude in the stall next to mine taking a shit as well. I pressed hard to finish first and when I wiped my ass, I took the toilet paper and thew it over into his stall and ran out of the bathroom as fast as I could. I fell cause i was laughing so hard it was fucking great.

    But yea, don't shit in public or you may get a shitwad over the stall.
  2. 2009-09-02 22:32 #2
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    you're making this shit up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    you're making this shit up
    No, I'm not. This is actually the second time I've done this. The first was a few years ago at a Target store.
  4. 2009-09-02 22:37 #4
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    that's some bad karma dude


    and if karma doesn't exist it's things like this that are gonna make it start, and get you
  5. 2009-09-02 22:37 #5
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    TROLLED
  6. 2009-09-02 22:38 #6
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    THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU C. SODA
  7. 2009-09-02 22:38 #7
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    dude, i remember this time veg told me he straight up wipes his ass and throws it behind the toilet
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    but all I did was reply
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    lol the time at Target was probably just as if not funnier. Because my friend was in the bathroom w/ me and I came out of my stall w/ the shitwad and he was like WTF and i was like i'm gonna toss it at this guy in the stall. And he didn't believe me and when I threw it u shoulda seen the look on his face and the guy was like HEY and my friend got scared and ran out the door faster than I did
  10. 2009-09-02 22:40 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashiXI View Post
    THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU C. SODA
    Idk why but this made me lol irl
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    but all I did was reply
    thats all it takes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    dude, i remember this time veg told me he straight up wipes his ass and throws it behind the toilet
    lolwut?
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    You're a nasty motherfucker if that shit is true, straight up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    thats all it takes
    but you replied..
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    you did or you do i cant remember, it was in public or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    but you replied..
    i didnt get trolled though
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    I heard apes fling poo
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    after somebody says troll'd after you post then you are trolled no take backs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    You're a nasty motherfucker if that shit is true, straight up.
    Well, honestly I've always wanted to throw shit at people like monkies do, so this is about the closest I'm going to get to it.

    Edit:
    Actually, no when i was in elementary school, I threw dog shit in some girl's hair.
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    is it permanent? like loss of viriginity?
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