NFL Week 8 : Priorities

[Headspace]

Some of us have them.

Denver at Baltimore - I need Baltimore to lose this one, in case of a tiebreaker. So they will. Joey Flacks looks average against this pass rush and corners, but Ray Rice continues to rape when catching out of the backfield. Orton throws 3 picks, including a pick six, but Knowshon carries the team on his back to 7-0

Houston at Buffalo - Close game against an underrated team and the Bills. However, an injured Andre Johnson could prove fatal. Byrd gets another 2 picks which sets up the glorious 2 TDs from Fitzpatrick to Owens.

New York A at Philadelphia - One roommate is a Giants fan, the other an Eagles fan. They're both worse than the Bengals in my opinion . I'll take DeSean Jackson to have another huge game against a weakening secondary.

Miami at New York B - Sanchez has unlocked the power of the hot dog. Losing Allen hurts Miami as Sanchez will expose the holes that'll leave in the secondary.

San Francisco at Indianapolis - Peyton should have no problem tearing up this team, but don't expect San Fran to just lie down. They'll be able to rush it, no matter who it is, against this Colts team, and Crabtree shuts the haters up with his first 100 yard game of his career. Watch out for Donald Brown coming off the shoulder injury.

Cleveland at Chicago - Matt Forte finally has a good game, but in the end, no one gives a shit.

Seattle at Dallas - Upset of the week if you think Dallas is actually good. Jason Garretts offense comes out slow as he spends all night writing his resume because the Panther's need it as a "formality"

St. Louis at Detroit - Will either city get to watch this game?

Oakland at San Diego - This is the game Philip Rivers needs to go on and run the table. He continues to taunt defensive linemen on the ground on his way to winning the division after the Broncos fail to win a game after Pittsburgh next week.

Jacksonville at Tennessee -
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Minnesota at Green Bay -
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Carolina at Arizona - Panthers head coach John Fox doesn't get his team prepared for this game, as he was updating his resume because the Redskins need it as a "formality"

Atlanta at New Orleans - Drew Brees.

[Mizango]

ROFL @ Vince and the John Fox preparation. Fucking awesome.

[Cephius]

I didn't realize this wasn't Tyche, and was about to go nuts when I saw the Jets picked over Miami. Good thing I looked up. lrn2read, me.

[Mizango]

My week 8 thread was superior.

[Headspace]

Whitey doesn't think so.

[wipers]

NFL week 8 when are we going to get an official thread. Never.

[Mizango]

Whitey doesn't think so.

I will now play my apartheid trap card!

[Ishido]

Denver at Baltimore - This game isn't even fair, they should only let Orton play the first and third quarters or something

Houston at Buffalo - Houston is less bad than Buffalo

New York A at Philadelphia - NYG are mad cause they lost to a shitty NFC west team

Miami at New York B - Clutch Jr continues his attempt at out-clutching clutch

San Francisco at Indianapolis - lol

Cleveland at Chicago - Oh god I hope we don't lose to the Browns oh god oh god

Seattle at Dallas - Seattle is pretty bad, they lose unless Romo decides to be Romo

St. Louis at Detroit - OH GOD TWO WINS HOLY SHIT

Oakland at San Diego - Hahahaha JaMarcus Russel

Jacksonville at Tennessee - BEST 0-7 TEAM EVER, also VY

Minnesota at Green Bay - BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE BRETT FAVRE

Carolina at Arizona - Clutch, Fox, etc

Atlanta at New Orleans - This game is boring the only good joke is DREW BREES

[Rem]

I will now play my apartheid trap card!

lol

@Headspace: Well done. Especially liked the comment about Garrett. lol

Edit: The Fox comment was also priceless.

[Abandon]

Denver at Baltimore - I'm hopping on the Orton wagon this week. Also, nothing makes me smile more than going into work and hearing all the Ravens fans cry.

Houston at Buffalo - Houston is going to the playoffs. You heard it.

NYG at Philadelphia - You heard coach. Two weeks in a row? I'm not standing for this shit. Well... basically. Plus I wanna see Vick get hurt. Nothing against him personally, it'd just make me giggle.

Miami at NYJ - Sanchize (lol) throws 2 picks, and wildcat shines.

San Francisco at Indianapolis - Week 2 of the clinic.

Cleveland at Chicago - If the Browns win this one, I'll go buy a Fatliff jersey.

Seattle at Dallas - Austin finally gets hit hard enough to realize he's not Jesus. Romo gets caught giving Fatliff a rimjob during halftime, hilarity ensues. I really do hate Dallas.

St. Louis at Detroit - I like the Lions uniform better. Win.

Oakland at San Diego - JaMarcus Russel is almost as bad as Fatliff. Lord, please let Oakland get trounced. Sproles returns some sort of kick for a lot of yards in olympic-like time, and LT finally gets benched for being a nothing for 3 years.

Jacksonville at Tennessee - Nigga just might be gay. That's cool though, first win of the season right here. GO OILERS!

Minnesota at Green Bay - Peterson romps the Packers D-Line, Farve finally decides to give Adrian his team back.

Carolina at Arizona - Jake. Foxx. 'Nuff said.

Atlanta at New Orleans - FANTASY POINTS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, let's go BRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[Chun Liroy]

Denver at Baltimore
Houston at Buffalo
NYG at Philadelphia
Miami at NYJ
San Francisco at Indianapolis
Cleveland at Chicago
Seattle at Dallas - DWare is gonna have a field day on seahawk's depleted Oline
St. Louis at Detroit
Oakland at San Diego
Jacksonville at Tennessee
Minnesota at Green Bay - Seriously. Hand it off to AP and you win, is it that hard?
Carolina at Arizona
Atlanta at New Orleans

[Kyo]

My upset of the week Philly over the Giants.

[Chun Liroy]

My upset of the week Philly over the Giants.

I'm gonna have to go with Ravens over Denver.

[Zilla]

VY is ready to rape bitches!

[Mizango]

VY is ready to rape niggas!

Fixed for sexual accuracy.

[Headspace]

Just realized I gave Denver an extra win.

[Mizango]

Just realized I gave Denver an extra win.

lol

[Rem]

VY is ready to rape bitches!

I'm late but yea there's no bitches anywhere near him, he's got his eyes locked onto some cock.

[Mizango]

I'm late but yea there's no bitches anywhere near him, he's got his eyes locked onto some cock.

Not just any cock...

[Gadritan]

Here comes the Jake vs AZ rematch.

I call 3 INTs and Moore finishes the game.