My parents bought me condoms

[BadKarma]

discuss

[antihero]

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[Kyo]

They buy your jeans too? If so, they probably realized the butt fuckin you were going to be doing.

[quannum]

they'll expire

[Qalbert]

someone should have bought them condoms

[Kyo]

ho ho ho

[Senoska]

My mother gave me the birds and the bees about two weeks ago and told me not to fuck any black chicks because mixed race children have a hard time growing up.

[Kyo]

My dad told me not to fuck black bitches because white girls taste better.

[Zalius]

when your parents buy your girlfriend the pill, ill give a shit. until then, congratulations on being lucky enough to get parents that aren't retarded?

[quannum]

you can get all that shit free at planned parenthood anyway

[Shiroikage]

I don't think my parents know that I've hit puberty.

[Woozie]

Clearly your parents want to have sex with you.

[Kiro]

My mother gave me the birds and the bees about two weeks ago and told me not to fuck any black chicks because mixed race children have a hard time growing up.

Roffles.

[Kuya]

Oh man, what white people will say to justify their racism.

[Conrad]

I don't think my parents know that I've hit puberty.

You did?

[BadKarma]

Oh man, what white people will say to justify their racism.

Kneegrows is too loud suh

[Shiroikage]

You did?

Jury's still out.

[Conrad]

Honestly, I would have believed you if you said the beard has been with you since infancy.

[Shiroikage]

I'm actually 3.

[Shiroikage]

The manergy did this to me.