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  1. #1
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    HOWEDEH BG ANDS FINAL FANTASI ELVEENFOURTTEEN

    YO BRODERS YEP YEPS I GONE TRAVELED FRUM THAT LOUSEY KILLERIFIRTS CUZ THEY GONE HAVE NO FUN OVER THAR YO O_______________O

    DERFIE GONE AND CAME OVER TO BG YO! ARENT YY'ALL HAPPEH THAT ID ID ?! HARRR HARRR HARRR HARR HAR HAR HAR




    HOWS YAALL DOING BLU GARDIERS YO? !



    ANYWAYZ I PRETTY MUCH KNOWS EVERTHANG ABOUTS FINAL FANTASIERS Xiv YO AND IF Y'ALL WANNA NO SUMETHIN GEST ASK GOOOOODD OL DERFIE AND DERFIE BES LIKE A FORTINE RMTTELLER AND BES LIKE "OH YEAH I DONE KNEW THAT YO BEFORE Y;'ALL DDIDS"

    ANWAYZ YO WUTH FFXIV COMING FASTER THAN A MOBBIE AFTER GOOD OL DERFIE IN THE DUNERS YO WHATS Y'ALL GUNNA BEES??? WELL THANKS FOR ASKIN YO I GUNNA BES A WARRIUR CUZ WE CAN KICK ASS AND TAKEN SOME OF THEM NAMES Y'ALL

  2. #2
    Annihilation Banwave
    sprout sprout sprout
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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    I like him. The potential for future hilarity is massive.

  3. #3
    Salvage Bans
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    Proceed.

  4. #4
    Nidhogg
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    Ban

  5. #5
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by xopher View Post
    Ban
    Nah.

  6. #6
    Annihilation Banwave
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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    As I said, the potential for hilarity is far too great with this one. No ban!

  7. #7
    Like a boss yo
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    I like where this is going, please continue.

  8. #8
    Chram
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    More herpa to come

  9. #9
    Nidhogg
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    But I don't like funny stuff

  10. #10
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    WELLLLLLLLLL IF Y;ALL WAANN GETS SOME LAUGHERS THEN CHECK O UTS MAH PARDEH INVITERS SONG YO !!! >D


    youtube.com/derfthegalka


    btw, DOES I GETS FREE GILLERS WHEN I JOIN BG YO?!!? KI GONE AND GAVES ME 500K YEP

  11. #11
    Ranger
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    I saw this guy at fanfest and immediately had the urge to kill all galkas.

  12. #12
    Chram
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    Quote Originally Posted by DERFTHEGALKA View Post
    WELLLLLLLLLL IF Y;ALL WAANN GETS SOME LAUGHERS THEN CHECK O UTS MAH PARDEH INVITERS SONG YO !!! >D


    youtube.com/derfthegalka


    btw, DOES I GETS FREE GILLERS WHEN I JOIN BG YO?!!? KI GONE AND GAVES ME 500K YEP
    That's a nice severance package

  13. #13
    Chram
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    This guy is sooooo funny! I sense an aura of merriment and hilarity about him, verily.

  14. #14
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    I saw this guy at fanfest and immediately had the urge to kill all galkas.

    OOAWWWWH THATS PRETTY FUNNEH RIGHT MAN YEPS YOU NOWS YOU >3 US GALKAERS THAR BRODER!!! OAWH YOU SAW MEH ? O___________O; YEP I AM NOT HARD TO MISSS >D

  15. #15
    Honorary Wanglad
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    Maybe I'm easily amused but this thread is already better than most of the threads in this sub-forum.

  16. #16
    True skill only comes from macro switching all your e-peen gear thru 10 pages
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    lol DERF spreading the goodness

    inb4 you know who...

  17. #17
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    lol DERF spreading the goodness

    inb4 you know who...

    o__________O YOU A STALKENS???/ YOU A STALKINGS GOOD OL DERFIE WELL THAT EXPAIN THAT PEEPER IN THE BUSHERS! MAN... BUT IF NOTS HOW Y'ALL NO I WAS SPREADING SOME TASTEH JELLEH ON MAH HOTDOGGIN YO =O

  18. #18
    Sea Torques
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    "LIKE A FORTINE RMTTELLER"

    RMTTELLER

    I lol'd

  19. #19
    Cerberus
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    This thread is exactly what I need while I am bored at work, lol. Thank you Derf!

  20. #20
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Derf bout to put yall suckas on to whats hot in the streets. Oh man this is taking me back to the KI days.

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