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    Ridill
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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    I know Miss Kentucky well (we went to high school together). She's much prettier in person.

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    I Am, Who I Am.
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    They all have five-heads.

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    Little Mother
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    What the hell...

    Some of these ladies look pretty, but I know, inb4 jealousy, but what the fuck.

    Some of these people look like mannequins with faces painted on them. They don't even look like people.

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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    Little Mother
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    The God Damn Kuno
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    Its a pagent. They always have their photos shooped to fucking hell and back.

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    The Defense is ready, Your Honor
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    All I see are wax figures with powder applied generously to their faces.

    Why can these sponsors or corporations not simply just walk to the fucking mall or across a college campus? The most naturally beautiful, stunning, gorgeous women on the fucking planet are NORMAL CHICKS~! Christ almighty, if I woke up next to any of those women above, I would have no idea who they were the night before!

    Give me a natural woman that only needs 10 seconds of make up over the 3 hour sessions above.

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    ES #1 HUE HUE HUE
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    New York and New Mexico >

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    I have no idea tbh
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    the hell? aren't these girls supposed to be like 19-24? they look avg. 37 on a bad day.

    trying to look good? totally doing it wrong.

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    I mean, I can understand photoshopping the pictures..because everyone does it, all the magazines and such...but this is just fucking HORRIBLE. Do they even know how to use the programs? Gaussian blur am pro toolz yo.


    http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/4...8U3oLW51OLTw--

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    Little Mother
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    When your face and neck are a completely different color than the rest of your body, something is wrong.

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    They all look like that fucking sloth. At least all the major edits.

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    The Optimistic Asshole
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    Here's some photos I pulled off Kentucky's facebook. Her not slathered in makeup or photoshopped.

    http://imagebeast.net/images/udnugso..._1620968_n.jpg

    http://imagebeast.net/images/wup4hbv..._7473802_n.jpg

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    I'll never understand why these pageants still exist, and yes, not one of them looks human

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    Little Mother
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    FUCKING LOL

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    The Defense is ready, Your Honor
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    That third picture... there is absolutely no color between her lower eyelid and her cheeks. Its all just some flat, smooth surface, like a motionless desert. I've never seen supposedly-living humans so utter devoid of life.

    Why ARE these pageants still held?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Here's some photos I pulled off Kentucky's facebook. Her not slathered in makeup or photoshopped.
    She looks much better in those photos, are the yahoo photos all taken by the same photographer or were they contestant submitted photos?

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