Need Ideas Please

[Jeveh 2.0]

Soooooooo I used to have an account, made another >.> hence the 2.0

So my second job as a server at a resort has asked my coworkers and I to make up a signature service. I.E we do something special at/for the table......one of the other servers writes her name in ketchup on a plate. I think that is kind of silly, leaves an extra mess and all that with kids. Another has anme board that says Hi, I am XXXXX I'll be serving you today.....kinda boring.

So people of BG I ask you what in the hell could I do that is unique and not too time consuming, won't make a mess etc? I thought about giving out stickers...SO unoriginal. We give out candy to kids already, its a resort for children indoor water park and all. I am just at a loss for ideas so any suggestions would be appreciated.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

get good at balloon animals or origami

[guartz]

you can make a sheet of paper with puzzles on it. Keep kids occupied while they wait for food?

[Beckwin]

get some platform shoes and dance on the table like in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

[Ishido]

Moonwalk everywhere.

[Ksandra]

get good at balloon animals

^ they are insanely easy to do, and kids love them.

Just don't by the cheap ass balloons or they break easy. (<-used to be a clown lolol)

[EckoGecko]

I say do the Carlton dance.

Look it's right above my post so you can practice it.

[Vandole]

rollerblade, sing, tell jokes

[Eratosthenes]

Do that trick where you pull the tablecloth out from under all the dishes.

[Eaglestrike]

Cut your face. Then go "Want to know how I got these scars?" and tell a different story each time.

[Mertron]

penis fencing

[Zilong]

Cut your face. Then go "Want to know how I got these scars?" and tell a different story each time.

Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...