Random Request: Help with nonsense products apple could release

[jinkazama]

For a marketting pitch in public speaking we have to come up with a fictional product that can be purchased, and we're looking for something pretty useless but since its Apple it will sell. Since Apple is the in thing these days we're using an apple theme.

So far we have:
iPack, a backpack used to carry all your apple devices
iBelt, a utility like belt that will hold your devices
iPatch, a patch that will hold your iPod nano over your eye..

any other ideas?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

iStop, a hand accessory to prevent shitty threads

[Klutz]

How come Big Kills hasn't been updated?

[ZarakiKujata]

iTampon so when youre periods droppin, you dont have to stop rockin.

[Omniyoji]

iTampon so when youre periods droppin, you dont have to stop rockin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eF0y0IfpPU

[Souj]

I'd hate to hire you for marketing if you have to come to BG for help with something as simple as this.

[Qalbert]

iSuck, a vacuum cleaner
iBlow, hairdryer

[Acturus]

Market the iDrone, an Apple-supported remote controlled guidence missile that uses the iTouch to fly, and only has a 33% civilian casualty ratio.

[jinkazama]

lol this is for a public speaking class, not marketting. Its just busy work for the most part on her part since she's been outta town for a while. I'm in computer networking. I have no imagination!

[Acturus]

lol this is for a public speaking class, not marketting. Its just busy work for the most part on her part since she's been outta town for a while. I'm in computer networking. I have no imagination!

Is the content, or the delivery more important then?

You still have to develop a factually believable product, right?

Find an Apple App for something, and embellish on it, like a Public Speaking app that helps people who are in computer networking develop appropriate publich speaking material.

[jinkazama]

lol doesnt actually have to be believable she actually wants it to be comical in a sense but for us to pitch it as a real product, there have been some pretty outlandish ideas so far lol.

[Acturus]

lol doesnt actually have to be believable she actually wants it to be comical in a sense but for us to pitch it as a real product, there have been some pretty outlandish ideas so far lol.

Way back when I had a speech class, I went out of my way to make fun of every speech assignment we were given.

When we had to give an instructional speech, I gave a speech on how to effectively fall asleep during speeches.

You should do a speech on the iDazzle, a bedazzling device that will let you add studs and rinestones to your apple items and accessories. Do some concept art on an actual Bedazzler, and make it one button and one wheel.

[Priran]

[Not not Mattaru]

iRip - its a bong, but also media player, access to apps, other necessary things for being stoned, can also preprogram it so you can get blazed and let it do the rest.

Like any good apple product it has a mini spin-off waiting in the wings.

iToke - pipe.
iPuff - think joint/shuffle.

[Kwijiboe]

iWindows

[Priran]

iWindows

they have that, it's called boot camp

edit because I get my "windows sucks, the first thing I'm gonna do when I get my non-PC computer is install windows" programs mixed up

[Ksandra]

iWoW-have it be in can be implanted in your skull so you can play all the time/anywhere.

Get extra points for making a commercial where a guy is shouting at newbs while in a crowded denny's

[Qalbert]

oh also, iPad

[Lyn]

iCake

instant delicious cake in your hand. this however would not be a nonsense product, but a genius one.

[Cochise]

ipillow for smothering the stupids before the breed