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  1. 2010-04-26 19:55 #1
    Ksandra
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    How I make boytoy not so tired?

    Should I stick something in his pooper?
  2. 2010-04-26 19:56 #2
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    Replace the batteries.
  3. 2010-04-26 19:56 #3
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    Touch him on the penis.
  4. 2010-04-26 19:57 #4
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  5. 2010-04-26 19:57 #5
    Ksandra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    Honestly, make him some good food between screwing his brainz out.
    Time is limited don't think I can fit in that much!

    Quote Originally Posted by Niiro View Post
    Replace the batteries.
    Where?
  6. 2010-04-26 19:57 #6
    Ksandra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Touch him on the penis.
    Which part of the penis should I touch?
  7. 2010-04-26 19:58 #7
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    buy him a sexy gag gift
  8. 2010-04-26 19:58 #8
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    but not superman underwear, that shit wont work
  9. 2010-04-26 19:59 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    Which part of the penis should I touch?
    See the video for dozens of ideas.
  10. 2010-04-26 20:00 #10
    Ksandra
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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    make the food before you commence bangings
    do I make the food, then bang then eat?

    I would imagine eating then banging could disrupt the digesting cycle
  11. 2010-04-26 20:01 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    See the video for dozens of ideas.
    can't he's sleeping I want to wake him but I don't want to wake him by video noise
  12. 2010-04-26 20:01 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    can't he's sleeping I want to wake him but I don't want to wake him by video noise
    Headphones whore.
  13. 2010-04-26 20:01 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Headphones whore.
    is that what I stick in his pooper?
  14. 2010-04-26 20:02 #14
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    Stick your dick in his pooper.
  15. 2010-04-26 20:03 #15
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    Increase the amount of substrate
    http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6...mekinetics.png
  16. 2010-04-26 20:03 #16
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    get a new boytoy

    looking at my calendar i'm free next friday around 9pm, feel free to stop by. bring cash, i dont take american express
  17. 2010-04-26 20:03 #17
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    i hate how jokingly accurate that video is for most guys who are easy to please, god alleya. way2make me watch it 3 min longer than i wanted to
  18. 2010-04-26 20:03 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slapper View Post
    Increase the amount of substrate
    http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6...mekinetics.png
    hey now buddy, lets not get ahead of ourselves with science.
  19. 2010-04-26 20:05 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephius View Post
    get a new boytoy

    looking at my calendar i'm free next friday around 9pm, feel free to stop by. bring cash, i dont take american express
    I like this one though! I think I've finally formed his tummy just right for my head. That takes work.
  20. 2010-04-26 20:05 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    drop some meth in his morning beverage
    looooOOOOOLLLLLL






    awww snap. i wish a girl loved me enough to do that
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