I dont want to poop anymore.

[Colenzo]

I've had the runs for the past 5 days

[Chicomagiko]

Eat some bran muffins and stop drinking sugary liquids. Drink more ELECTROLYTES.

[Colenzo]

I drink water only though

[Chicomagiko]

hi2uMALARIA

[Ohaigaiz]

Tacobell

[Ohaigaiz]

Colenzo you're fat. Even if you did only drink water those bagel bites aren't doing anything for your complection or digestive system.

[Shiroikage]

BRAT
Bananas, rice, apple sauce, toast.

[Ohaigaiz]

Adding to what Shiro said, eat yogurt. I eat at the least 2 cups a day. The bacteria in the yogurt keeps you constipated. Light & Fit from dannon. Has chopped fruit in it and an assortment of orgasmic flavors.

[Colenzo]

Colenzo you're fat. Even if you did only drink water those bagel bites aren't doing anything for your complection or digestive system.

nigger i cant afford bagel bites, my dinner consisted of a boneless skinless chicken breast, spinich and some velveeta shells n cheese

[Shiroikage]

As long as it is live culture, it should get your intestines to a happy middle ground.
There's a good reason that yogurt is recommended when you're on an antiobiotic regimen, or some other drug that otherwise fucks with your bowels.

[Colenzo]

I ate a raspberry yogurt this afternoon when I woke up

[Colenzo]

I think I have a bug or something, I dont ever get this way :/

[Ohaigaiz]

You're going to need to eat more yogurt. One cup isn't going enough. Try 2 or 3. You could have a bug I guess, tacobell.

Seriously, though, you're fat as shit. I don't believe for a second you even like the smell of broccoli let alone eat chicken that isn't deep fried.

[Shiroikage]

It's probably just norovirus or rotavirus then. If it keeps going for much longer or gets worse, you should get it checked out.

[Ohaigaiz]

rotavirus

I had this a year ago. It doesn't make you shit. It made me puke every 30 minutes, to the point where I was vomiting mucus and digestive fluid. I was in the hospital for 4 days. I became dehydrated from not being able to keep anything down, and I lost 35 pounds within the 2 weeks I had it.

[Colenzo]

It's probably just norovirus or rotavirus then. If it keeps going for much longer or gets worse, you should get it checked out.

Thats just it though, I havent felt bad or anything.

[Colenzo]

You're going to need to eat more yogurt. One cup isn't going enough. Try 2 or 3. You could have a bug I guess, tacobell.

Seriously, though, you're fat as shit. I don't believe for a second you even like the smell of broccoli let alone eat chicken that isn't deep fried.

havent ate tacobell in like 3 weeks or so either

[Zalius]

god i fucking want shells and cheese

[-Ant-]

stick a dildo in your ass so it flushes all the shit out right away

[Blarg]

I had blood taken a week ago and I still have a bruise about 2 inches long and 1 inch wide on my arm, diagnose me.