Chinese man dies via an eel put up his butt by friends

[Sqwunk]

http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/ma..._friends_i.php

A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.

Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.

He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.

He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.

The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Police have reportedly begun an investigation.

Glad my friends aren't that retarded

[Chun Liroy]

LOL.

[SephYuyX]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...r99/Asians.png

[Chun Liroy]

So does that mean he and his friends are gay?

[Niiro]

Depends, did the man shave that morning?

[Chicomagiko]

Haha, such idiocy.

[Odesseiron]

All I can say is What. The. Fuck.

[tyven]

lolslants

[Lucavi]

What is this, some kind of reverse darwinism?

[Antithesis]

I am completely positive there is an unused CSI: Miami line somewhere in that story...

[Yabby]

This was on the somethingawful forums for a while. Many think its just made up as most of the story's from the website are far-fetched like tabloid story's. Ether way the internet has shown us that human's are a retarded race and anything is possible, no matter how dumb it may seem.

[Ksandra]

All I can say is What. The. Fuck.

^

I will remember this story, and when my future sons are old enough to have drinking buddies I will tell them this on a daily basis to make sure they never get drunk enough that they pass out.

[Xno Kappa]

I was always of the belief don't drink/smoke with white people before I joined the military due to crazy shit like this. Kudos China on elevating my awareness when I get out.

[Warudo Ecksu]

I can't imagine it would be THAT easy to get an eel up the butt

[Blarg]

You have to first stretch the anus out with a gerbil

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I can't imagine it would be THAT easy to get an eel up the butt

seriously how do you sleep through an eel being shoved face first into your ass

[Woozie]

Especially since it was a freakin half meter.

[Pirian]

Agitated man dies of internal injures sustained from an eel

Well...

::sunglasses::

I guess we know what's up his ass.

Spoiler: show

Overplayed and the best I got

[Xno Kappa]

B-

Kudos on effort though.

[Zilong]

I think the better one would be:

Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying.

Well...

*put on sunglassses*

I guess something did crawled up his ass and died today

was thinking of doing something with slippery of sort, but I couldn't think of anything

edit:

His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.

Well...

*put on sunglasses*

I guess they succeeded in putting him in a slippery situation.