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    Barack Obama is tired of your motherfucking shit

    http://www.aprilwinchell.com/images/obamaxxx.jpg

    If you’ve ever read President Obama’s Dreams From My Father, good for you. I couldn’t get past the foreword.

    I wish I had. Because today I discovered that there’s a fairly juicy little subplot in the book, involving one of Obama’s high school friends.

    Ray, a fellow classmate of Obama’s, was also bi-racial, and also trying to define himself. But what set him apart was his colorful manner of self-expression. Ray cursed like a motherfucker.

    This would all be snickerworthy enough, but it turns out that Obama actually read the audiobook version of Dreams From My Father.

    And that means he read Ray’s quotes.

    And that means you’re about to hear the President of United States using language that would finish Cheney off once and for all.
    Click the link and listen to the .mp3's at the bottom of the article.

    http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/02...ng-shit/?ref=d





    This might be a repost, the article is kinda old. I looked around GD and didn't see anything. Please delete if it is.

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    Ok, he is the best president ever.

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    This is olde as shit. lol

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    Jesus this is old. I was listening to these in like summer 2008.

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    OH MY GOD HE CURSED ITS LIKE HES AN ORDINARY HUMAN WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HOLD THE HIGHEST POLITICAL OFFICE, WHO KNEW HE WASNT ACTUALLY THE SOCALIST ANTI-CHRIST

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    This may be old but damn if it didn't make me laugh.

    You ain't my bitch nigga! Buy yo own damn fries.

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    It's like deja vu

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    IMPERIAL CONCUBINE OF ME
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    all over again

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    i figured it was old, still funny tho.

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    Yeah, I missed it the first time around. Think I can make it a ring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not not Mattaru View Post
    Yeah, I missed it the first time around. Think I can make it a ring?
    you can download the .mp3s from the article.

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    Old as hell, but the fries line always makes me laugh.

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    Almost just as old...but funny to me.

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    It's new to me.. thanks :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nekonaruto View Post
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4676319PtYk[/youtube
    Almost just as old...but funny to me.
    I have to admit, that got me pretty good

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