Quick Cheap Easy (SAFE) Prank for payback

[Boyiee]

So recently one, or multiple of my friends and firehouse buddies decided to pour what was either a coolaid packet or jello packet into my fire gloves. The intention was just to turn my hands red... and green... Haha great job neat cute whatever, nothing painful.

Well, little did they know that with sweat, and heat, that it would turn into like a paste inside my gloves. Not only that, but they did it on a night where I had a timed challenge that I was taking part in - they didn't know about these things in their defense. So needless to say, I couldn't move my fingers or anything, couldn't tie knots at all, and I ended up falling 4 feet from a ladder onto a metal grate that night nearly breaking my elbow. My ulna may have a slight hair fracture but nothing significant. Oh yeah my group had the worst time in the challenge as well.

All of that, just to turn my hands red.

So now BG, I turn to you like I have not done before. Normally I see these threads and laugh at how serious you guys get with these things, but that isn't the case this time. I am just looking for little things, that will annoy the ever living fuck out of the people involved. Oh, did I mention, I only know for sure of one person that did it? I'm 99% sure on another, but there is a possibility of yet another involved. So I'm going to hit all 3 I think.

2 of them just got a new apartment together, just finishing moving in. This seems like an easy attack point. Both of them have pickup trucks, one is brand new and he really loves it, takes way too much care of it. I was thinking of tying a ziptie to his driveshaft, and/or filling the bed of his truck up with as much Flour as I can afford.

The other one is harder to get, in fact I really don't know of any sure-fire way to get him without also sabotaging his turnout gear or something, but he keeps it with him and that makes it difficult. He's the ex-marine, tattoo'd, handle-bar mustache type. But I do know his work schedule... He chews tobacco, could probably attack that.

Laxatives are always suggested and fun, but with what we do it's really unfair to do those types of things at work. I'm not cleaning up someone elses shit from my firetruck.

Any other ideas? The keys here are safe pranks, and easy ones. The one they did to me was simple and technically harmless. So I'd like to stay on even ground, or else next time I'm fucked. Although, I don't want to end up the bitch. Oh hey he's easy to prank on and takes it well... Nope. Shits happening in return.

[SamanosukeShiva]

dunno about cheap, but you could saran wrap his whole truck

one of this http://www.amazon.com/United-Anchor-.../dp/B001E69EQ0

probably can wrap a whole car

[Zilong]

Shit in the toilet tank

[Kailee]

Give them crabs.

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

[Ace-o-fire]

Give them crabs.

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

oh my god

[Boyiee]

It's funny cause I thought about that.

[Melena]

If they are not computer savvy, i've always been partial to screen capturing the desktop, set it as the background and delete all shortcuts and hide the start bar. Then watch them go insane as the "shortcuts" won't open and the start menu refuses to work.

[Boyiee]

They'd figure that out quick. So far seran wrap, filling the bed of their trucks with something, and ziptie to the driveshaft work best. Simple to undo and harmless. Although the seran wrap would be a bitch if there was a fire lol

[Haruk]

decapitation

[cjwebster]

The last prank I had pulled on me involved a friend putting up a free ad stating something along the lines of "male/male adult videos-$5 for 3- Wide selection" and my cell phone number. I had atleast ten phone calls a night for about a week.

[Eratosthenes]

Can you rig up a smokebomb to ignite when the truck is started?

[Drex]

jizz on their toothbrushes

[Azull]

I forget just how to do it step by step but basically you put butterscotch livesavers in their shower head. The hot water when they take a shower will melt the lifesaver covering them in sugary goo

[Kumbai]

I forget just how to do it step by step but basically you put butterscotch livesavers in their shower head. The hot water when they take a shower will melt the lifesaver covering them in sugary goo

Can do something similar with food colouring.. will make them turn the colour you use.. fairly simple to do too, and washes out after a while.


Edit: My brother used to use this blue shampoo stuff, I poured a load of food colouring in it and his hair was blue for a good week...

[Max™]

Cellophane
Toilet
No Toilet Paper
Final Destination

[Afrohatch]

burn their houses down

not only do they get to freak out about losing everything, it's their job to put the fire out too!

[Guitarman]

buy as much vaseline and flour as you can afford, mix it and smear it in their truck beds. sticky white shit they'll have a hell of a time cleaning out. they'll be pretty much forced to wipe every single inch of their trucks off by hand

[Jotaru]

Don't fuck with a guy's car- just saying. I've seen that go real wrong, real fast. Its pretty much one of the only rules my friends and I have in prankwars. Especially if it leaves something that takes an excessive amount of time to fix- a prank gets pretty old in the second, third, fourth hour of cleanup, at that point its just a dick move.

Fill an automatic hand dryer with whipped cream, shaving cream, etc. Funny when they stick their hands under it, makes a pretty complete mess

[Guitarman]

Don't fuck with a guy's car- just saying. I've seen that go real wrong, real fast. Its pretty much one of the only rules my friends and I have in prankwars. Especially if it leaves something that takes an excessive amount of time to fix- a prank gets pretty old in the second, third, fourth hour of cleanup, at that point its just a dick move.

Fill an automatic hand dryer with whipped cream, shaving cream, etc. Funny when they stick their hands under it, makes a pretty complete mess

he almost broke his collarbone though, i think it's warranted in this case. but do note i said truck bed only, my prank would probably fuck up a paintjob.

[Punices9]

Give them crabs.

http://www.crabrevenge.com/

First thing I thought of when reading this thread. God I lurk too much.