youre going to hate the forums soon

[anon]

just sayin

[QuePsiXI]

Oh God.

[Qalbert]

I just hope there isn't some gaudy new skin

[Charismatic]

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Tajin]

OOOOOOHHH

[Qalbert]

proly upgradin vbull

[Mertron]

soon?

[quannum]

they're gonna turn on post rating

[Alleya]

Prediction: Uproarious outrage for 2 weeks, threats of leaving, demands for returned donations, threats to refuse future donations, denigration of the management, then a brisk return to business as usual once everyone realizes it's not so bad.

Basis: Ever other change ever made

[quannum]

they're gonna mandate Real ID logins

[Alleya]

Everyone's avatar will be required to change to a picture of their own asshole, in a move to promote equality and equanimity among posters. No matter how much you disagree and argue, you both have pictures of your anus accompanying each post.

[Tajin]

they're gonna mandate Real ID logins

LOOOL

[Tajin]

everyone's avatar will be required to change to a picture of their own asshole, in a move to promote equality and equanimity among posters. No matter how much you disagree and argue, you both have pictures of your anus accompanying each post.

Do I have to shave my asshole?

[Alleya]

A word filter will be applied, changing every instance of "liberal" to "conservative" and vice versa. The political threads remain exactly the same, except the views of the half dozen people who post in them will suddenly reverse.

[Alleya]

The site will become fully integrated with farmville. Each forum section will represent a unique crop, and your posts within them plant, plow, and harvest based on a context-sensitive system. Gifts will be sent to a random poster each time you use a conjunction in your sentences, and each gift received generates a popunder window with a bugged flash representation of the gift you received that continues to play its annoying folksy music even after you close the window.

[Alleya]

Tired of FFXI and general discussion, the admins have decided to make blue gartr fully dedicated to all the minutia of FFXIII. All dissent will be harshly silenced for the sake of Cocoon's future or whatever.

[Alleya]

Announcing: BG Chicks. For a low monthly fee, you can gain access to pictures, blogs, fully HD 720p video, and live cam shows from BG's hottest posters. Nikkei has recused herself based on possible conflicts of interest, but we still have Elphaba and that chick Milks dated. More to come, subscribe today!

[Alleya]

BG is becoming Kuya Gartr, your one stop shop for all things Kuya. Foreskins not included, offer exempt in states where Kuya is illegal (all of them).

[Alleya]

The forums are being replaced with a 4chan style image board where images are not allowed. We're too lazy to recode, so if you upload a picture you're banned.

[Alleya]

All threads will be required to be about: Religion, politics, or sports. Even the ones in the gaming sections. If you want to avoid being banned, you better come up with some killer metaphors for whatever it is you want to talk about.