Wow that just happened, I got in a threesome and came out without a scratch.

[Ansems]

I literally beat the shit out of my tenant's son for trying to act fresh with me. These people have not payed rent in well over a month and I gave'em their chance to pay me back but now I honestly don't give a fuck.

So this kid that's about 6'2, my age prolly younger and he is washing his car at night and I honestly don't feel like letting him do that since his father hasn't even payed for rent. If it was his dad washing the car it would of been fine but this nigga is wasting water that he don't even pay for.

So I go up to him and tell him nicely that he cant wash his car cause he isn't paying for the water. He looks at me with this face like if I'm crazy and says "get the fuck out of my face" and I'm like "lol really? well you can get the fuck out of my house". So I go to the apt in the back and I tell his dad that they need to gtfo by next week. This nigga gets all ballsie and start screaming to his dad, "are you going to take this from him?!?!?" etc etc. I tell him that he needs to lower his voice cause the neighbors are going to hear him and he screams "I don't give a fuck!!!". Right then and there I sock with my right and then I charge him to the floor and start beating the shit out of him while his dad is pulling me from the back.

Ugh that was such an ego boost, the fight didnt stop until I let go. After he got up he wanted to fight me again but his dad was holding him back while he was talking shit to me. All I kept saying was "you haven't even touched me", every time I said that he just got even more pissed off, to the point that he even went inside his car and threw a beer bottle at me. After that I called the cops, when he saw me call the cops he got in his car started it up and tried to run me over but he was to pussy to even get close, so he left.

After he left his mother came out trying to defend him and then I was having a verbal war with his mother til the cops came.

[Rocl]

nobody cares

[QuePsiXI]

I almost...almost asked how you thought this qualified as a threesome.

I know the reason why.

[Ansems]

feels good man, I released a-lot of rage that I had built up since my brother died.

[Ansems]

I've never felt more alive.

[Ansems]

Mods= fags

[Ragnell]

your brother died?

[Ragnell]

dat sux

[Ansems]

back in dec

[Blarg]

why did you sucker punch a poor defenseless child who only wanted to wash his car so he could impress his dad because he just wants to feel loved

[Howie Roary]

you should have fired pistols at his feet and told him to dance

[Ansems]

why did you sucker punch a poor defenseless child who only wanted to wash his car so he could impress his dad because he just wants to feel loved

It was 9:30ish pm and he was washing his car with the radio on blast, even a monkey would punch him

[Howie Roary]

sell the car
pay rent
???
profit

[Mertron]

It was 9:30ish pm and he was washing his car with the radio on blast, even a monkey would punch him

that means nothing, monkeys are by nature a very violent people

[Blarg]

I am 98% sure that monkeys aren't people

[Ghostsix.Midgard]

ib4 lawsuit and this thread as exhibit A

[jmc]

ib4 lawsuit and this thread as exhibit A

This ^^

[Cantih]

Ayup.
If you want to see dealing with dumb tenants done right, go read Demo's thread.
If you want to see it done wrong, stay here.

And a threesome is sex with three people, not a fight, Ansem you retard.

[Kiarax]

The question is, is it really he who is the retarded one?

[Charismatic]

Why must there be only one?