angry thoughts i've had lately

[Ivve]

1. i wish there was a way i could fuck men, get mine, and have their face pressed into the goddamned mattress so i don't have to look at them. like if i could just twist their head around, my life would be perfect.

2. don't give me the fuckin pen. put the pen down. i gave it to you to sign the form, now put the fucking pen on the counter and stop trying to hand it to me like i have some shit to do with it. PUT THE FUCKING PEN DOWN. if one more person gives me the pen, i swear to jesus christ lamb of god, i will stab them in the neck with it and we'll all be on the fucking news tomorrow.

3. low level shadow priest can lick my taint. what a weak piece of shit. someone come to smolderthorne and help my weak ass out.

4. i have worked very hard over the course of my life to develop a demeanor that communicates DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME without using words, with great success. i do not like to be touched. i do not want to shake your hand. i don't want a hug. luckily, you can see that and you don't even try. unfortunately i have not developed the facet of that personality trait that conveys DO NOT FUCKING JABBER AT ME ABOUT DUMB SHIT. i do not care about your personal life. our time together is brief, so let's keep it light.

[Ivve]

feel free to either share or respond

[Chun Liroy]

I'll lick your taint, etc.

[Krye]

If you reroll protection paladin you can be like me and solo dungeons all the way to 80.

[Krye]

I'm in Blackrock Depths right now fucking shit up, just got done with Sunken Temple where I got about two levels per run.

[Krye]

And if you ever plan on healing, paladins are about ten thousand times the healers priests will ever be

[Krye]

And if you want to dps, I pulled top DPS as holy spec in every group I've been in while effortlessly keeping the tank alive

[Tajin]

1. i wish there was a way i could fuck men, get mine, and have their face pressed into the goddamned mattress so i don't have to look at them. like if i could just twist their head around, my life would be perfect.

2. don't give me the fuckin pen. put the pen down. i gave it to you to sign the form, now put the fucking pen on the counter and stop trying to hand it to me like i have some shit to do with it. PUT THE FUCKING PEN DOWN. if one more person gives me the pen, i swear to jesus christ lamb of god, i will stab them in the neck with it and we'll all be on the fucking news tomorrow.

3. low level shadow priest can lick my taint. what a weak piece of shit. someone come to smolderthorne and help my weak ass out.

4. i have worked very hard over the course of my life to develop a demeanor that communicates DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME without using words, with great success. i do not like to be touched. i do not want to shake your hand. i don't want a hug. luckily, you can see that and you don't even try. unfortunately i have not developed the facet of that personality trait that conveys DO NOT FUCKING JABBER AT ME ABOUT DUMB SHIT. i do not care about your personal life. our time together is brief, so let's keep it light.

1.- (This is going to sound butthurt male speaking but is not) Get a vibrator, unless you want more than a meat piece, in which case feel free to got the exorcist on the silly fuckers.

2.- Tell them to leave the pen there (duh) / Sorta agree with you.

3.- stop being bad.

4.- Might need to work on your "I dont give a fuck" face.

[Krye]

Okay, honestly BRD might not work out, these fucking twilight bodyguards stun for 5 seconds and I can't burst them down because there are healers with them.

[Krye]

And it's a bitch of a corpse run

[Krye]

These anvilrage faggots need to cut this fucking disarming bullshit out

[Krye]

And the fact that I can barely manage one pack at a time does not work out well when they run off at low HP and aggro other packs

[Stumblingdrunk]

sounds like you need a hug ivve

[Krye]

I also don't understand why every time I get a significant upgrade I seem to have less damage/survivability/healing/etc.

I just picked up a talent that's basically 15% block chance with 100% uptime and I'm a level higher so I should have better avoidance versus these mobs and I got fucked by a pack that should have been easy to handle.

[Ksandra]

tbh I don't think they'll ever make shadow priest strong pre cap. They want the dungeon finder to work as fast as possible, and if SP was insanely op for low levels they wouldn't queue as healers as much.


boytoy lvling his SP with my mage atm, we're around lvl 37 now and it's just now that his dps has started to be on lvl with the rest of the group.

[Ksandra]

shadow priest is fun as fuck at higher lvls though, especially bgs (haven't done arena on mine to say), so it's worth it.

[Krye]

It really pains me when I clear like ten packs in a row easily, then Blizz is like JK HERE'S A DOUBLE PACK and I have to blow all my cooldowns and die over and over until I luckily manage to beat it.

[Shiroikage]

4. i have worked very hard over the course of my life to develop a demeanor that communicates DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME without using words, with great success. i do not like to be touched. i do not want to shake your hand. i don't want a hug. luckily, you can see that and you don't even try. unfortunately i have not developed the facet of that personality trait that conveys DO NOT FUCKING JABBER AT ME ABOUT DUMB SHIT. i do not care about your personal life. our time together is brief, so let's keep it light.

I've sort of got both happening by accident. It can be pretty awesome.

[Ivve]

1.- (This is going to sound butthurt male speaking but is not) Get a vibrator, unless you want more than a meat piece, in which case feel free to got the exorcist on the silly fuckers.

i have one. a) it's not all it's cracked up to be and i never fucking use it, and b) completely different experience. i like having a whole body there, i like the packaging of a man. i just don't necessarily want to look him in the face. sometimes i just wanna twist that shit around the other way so he feels like he's the one getting fucked. then i want to roll his ass out of the bed on the floor and sleep right in the middle. OUT OF MY SHEETS MOTHERFUCKER, BEGONE

[Demosthenes]

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