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  1. 2010-12-04 03:09 #1
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    Well I'm glad SOMEONE finally asked.

    I have had the worst fucking gas for like a week straight. It has gotten to the point where even I cannot stand the smell of my own ass. I ripped one in the car before and contemplated tucking and rolling and just abandoning the car wherever it may explode, because seriously I will never get the god damned smell out of there. I HAVE TO CHECK TO SEE IF I POOPED MYSELF EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY RECTUM?
  2. 2010-12-04 03:10 #2
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    other than that im cool
  3. 2010-12-04 03:43 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    Well I'm glad SOMEONE finally asked.

    I have had the worst fucking gas for like a week straight. It has gotten to the point where even I cannot stand the smell of my own ass. I ripped one in the car before and contemplated tucking and rolling and just abandoning the car wherever it may explode, because seriously I will never get the god damned smell out of there. I HAVE TO CHECK TO SEE IF I POOPED MYSELF EVERY TIME IT HAPPENS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY RECTUM?
    Have a HOMOsexual check that out for you.
  4. 2010-12-04 03:51 #4
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    im not falling for the whole "my dick is a thermometer" joke ever again

    fool me once, shame on you, fool me 9 times, shame on ferris bueller
  5. 2010-12-04 03:54 #5
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    dude, seriously, THIS time the dick will definitely be a thermometer
  6. 2010-12-04 06:15 #6
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  7. 2010-12-04 11:10 #7
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    You shall and you will. Burrying under the bedroom floor has never worked for anyone.
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  8. 2010-12-04 11:50 #8
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  9. 2010-12-04 12:03 #9
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