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  1. #1
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    I Wasn't Going To Drink Tonight

    But then I remembered my life.

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    It must be so hard to be a white middle class male with no job who spends all his free time playing video games in a house (do you even pay rent) with people nice or stupid enough to chauffeur your lazy, carless ass around.

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    It must be so hard to be a white middle class male with no job who spends all his free time playing video games in a house (do you even pay rent) with people nice or stupid enough to chauffeur your lazy, carless ass around.
    I assure you it's not hard at all.

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    LOL EUR

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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Probably is in a way. He must know what an utter sack of shit that makes him. Maybe he feels a little robbed of his worth as a person, independence, etc and knowing that you have only your own laziness to blame for that... just saying, his self-loathing is justified.

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    Black Guy from Predator.
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    He might as well end it, then.

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    Nobody knows the trouble I've seen

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    5 AM hittin the bottle

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    ROKCIN THE SUBURBS

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    I was gonna sleep tonight so I could be awake and attentive in class but I decided a better idea would be to stay up all night drinking

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    sounds like turning 21 was the best thing you could do

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    Quote Originally Posted by solanis View Post
    sounds like turning 21 was the best thing you could do
    Dude you have no idea all the faggots I could get alcohol from would want like $5-$10 to buy it for me and they always wanted to go to dumb shit stores that didn't have big cheap bottles, so I'd end up spending upwards of $20 for a fifth. Now that I can buy the shit myself I'm spending $10 on a 1.75 liter.

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    What's that movie where Bruce Willis kills a guy with one punch to the nose for not lighting his cigarette and I think somebody is hitting his feet with a hammer or maybe that's some other movie with somebody else

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    I don't know if either of those things really happened in any movie really

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    you should get some smirnoff ice krye man that shit is good in the mouth

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    Q I think this song is going to make me cry again

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    Ex-Girlfriend on my mind, she really fucked me up,
    Doing shots of whiskey 'till my friends are saying that's enough,
    I really really miss her, sometimes I wanna fuck it all,
    Mix some warm Guiness with 20 tablets of tylenol,
    Call em while I'm drifting off, tell her that I love her so,
    Parents crying harder cause I didn't even leave a note,
    Saying that I'm selfish and I'm sorry that I left,
    But it hurts so much to wake up and I left you guys a check,
    Cause I ain't fucking happy, you don't know shit about me,
    I think it started when she said she happier without me,
    I really can't blame her cause I'm happier without me

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    I've been so mad at the world lately I wonder if that has something to do with all the alcohol I've been drinking

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    Alcohol makes me feel better though

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    Except for the stomach pain and headaches, that part isn't pleasant

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