THE SONORAGNS MOBILE ADVENTURE EXPRESS THREAD OF GREAT BOOZE AND VAGUE INTERVIEW ANSWER THREAD!

[Vandole]

I've been given the task to chronicle the events that are currently transpiring in a little state known as.. California. It appears two operatives from the BG forum(one Sonomaa, and one Ragns) have been captured and taken hostage to have an interview with FF14 dev staff. This was all good and well prepared for until...



FUCK THEY PLAN ON ACTUALLY FIXING THE GAME NOW.


Ragns alerted Sonomaa to this... possible lvl 3 xfactor dark phoenix rebirth and with just 3 days left to prepare for this... we asked YOU! for what you want to know about this.

Today begins that journey..... and it begins with..




A BLURRY RAGN





This thread hath been made by request of the bancat to chronicle the event as best possible, and so sonomaa remebers why he drunk texted me that night.

[XalienLevi]

joy!

[Gulkeeva]

I'm almost afraid to see what ragns texts when he's drunk O_o

[tol]

awww yeah!

[Alleya]

I'm almost afraid to see what ragns texts when he's drunk O_o

Any time ragn texts someone, it's only to send them an ancient African Culling Song. If you read the whole thing, your heart stops.

[Sonomaa]

we have beer and a bottle opener, the great war of the drunk begins

[Tibian]

What day/time is the interview and when can we expect results from this adventure!?

[Sonomaa]

its monday, but were supposed to get a tour at some point and go drinking with some SE guys

I wonder who else is here.

PIKKO IF YOU ARE HERE YOU BETTER HOLLA GURL

[Sonomaa]

omg ragns just tried to hit me with a beer bottle

[Gulkeeva]

Quick, get a pic of ragns swinging a beer bottle around like a lightsaber chasing you around the room like a wild animal! ( ﾟДﾟ)

[Sonomaa]

[02:13:14] Vandole: so does sonomaa sound like Pepe le Pew
[02:13:18] Vandole: err ragns
[02:13:22] Sonomaa: kinda
[02:13:33] Sonomaa: he doesnt sound as french when he drinks
[02:13:37] Sonomaa: but then again he doesnt talk much
[02:13:43] Vandole: just say bacon
[02:13:48] Vandole: and "do you want"
[02:13:51] Sonomaa: he has talked about bacon a ton
[02:13:58] Sonomaa: when we were goiing to eat
[02:13:59] Sonomaa: he was like
[02:14:03] Sonomaa: i dont care as long as has bacon
[02:14:08] Vandole: lol
[02:14:13] Ragns: bacon = life
[02:14:16] Vandole: welll
[02:14:20] Vandole: if you think about it sonomaa
[02:14:23] Vandole: canadians think bacon is Ham.
[02:14:33] Vandole: so when you show them real(american) bacon, they flip out and get fat



bg chat ftw

[Vandole]

i think ragns is winning, he isnt a bitch that chases beer with water like sonomaa.

[Sonomaa]

oh you bitch

[Sonomaa]

[02:16:33] Ragns: waychu know bout bacon
[02:16:44] Sonomaa: jzack dagnells
[02:17:10] Ragns left.
[02:17:11] Sonomaa: wow this water tastes really good
[02:17:12] Vandole: posted the pic
[02:17:19] Sonomaa: better than the shitty hotel water bottle
[02:17:55] Sonomaa: ragns rage quit
[02:18:02] Vandole: lol

[Cichy]

I'm pretty sure SE is going round them up in a room and drop cyclone B.

[Sonomaa]

ragns has gone to sleep, I am victorious

ok Im tired too

[Kaisha]

i think ragns is winning, he isnt a bitch that chases beer with water like sonomaa.

I would hope he was winning. French love their beer/liquor so much that they can get it from convenience stores.

ragns has gone to sleep, I am victorious

ok Im tired too

Hope you enjoy the jet lag tomorrow!

[Hyan]

Soo, whatcha gonna ask?

[Sonomaa]

were going to ask a bunch of easy questions and whiteknight the company for our entire hour of course

[Cichy]

pretty sure you gonna get tazored otherwise