View Poll Results: Front or Back?

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    136 84.47%
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  1. #1
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    Toliet Paper: Front or Back?

    We all know that just laying the roll on top of the spindle is the correct answer.

    But if you had to actually use it properly:
    Front or Back?

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    I have a hard time imagining anyone would prefer back.

    I just put it on however the fuck it ends up going thoygh, since it's not worth the effort to look at it before i put it on.

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    Back is retarded. If you put your toilet paper on like that you are a fucking moron.

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    Has to hang from the front.

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    Front, always. If I sit down and its wrong, I fix it.

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    First-World problems: The toilet paper didn't tear all the way through when I yanked on it and the roll unraveled onto the floor.

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    First-World problems: WTF IS THIS PAPER SHIT? I ONLY USE CHARMIN ON MY SPOILED BEAUTIFUL BABY ASS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    You're too lazy to flip a damn roll of toilet paper around before you put it on the rack? I think there's a spot for you in the new Wall-E movie.
    there's a new one coming out?

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    should let people vote then show who voted back and berate them

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    Guess I'm the only one with a vertical TP dispenser?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandum View Post
    should let people vote then show who voted back and berate them
    It's public poll you can see who says what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellema View Post
    Guess I'm the only one with a vertical TP dispenser?
    Only one in the world!

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    I like to put it backwards just to annoy people

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    Toilet paper is nasty and is only good for virtual no-wipers. Would you wipe shit off your face with a dry piece of paper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derock View Post
    You're too lazy to flip a damn roll of toilet paper around before you put it on the rack? I think there's a spot for you in the new Wall-E movie.
    Man, not only do i have to potentially flip it around, but i'd first have to actually look at it. Too much work really.

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    I thought this was a thread about how people wipe their ass, so I hit back without reading.

    I'm saying this because I don't want to embarrass myself by looking like an idiot for hanging my toilet paper the wrong way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deejay View Post
    I thought this was a thread about how people wipe their ass, so I hit back without reading.
    What? There's obviously only one way to wipe your ass.

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    nah you can wipe front to back or back to front like a retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvrdragon View Post
    First-World problems: The toilet paper didn't tear all the way through when I yanked on it and the roll unraveled onto the floor.
    Or worse! You have 2 ply and only 1 breaks


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