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  1. 2012-05-05 12:54 #1
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    The 50+ Hottest Women Currently in Prison

    http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-w...age=1&limit=25

    Got to love that a good chunk are in for murder but they are looking for a nice guy to love them.....whilst getting murdered.....like:

    Kataya Kitzman
    Reason for Incarceration: Murder

    "I’m a very journalistic person. I enjoy growing a personal bond through correspondence. I love to be presentable at all times. Impressions are everlasting."

    Seems reasonable.
  2. 2012-05-05 13:05 #2
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    Your avatar is perfect.
  3. 2012-05-05 13:08 #3
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    This just in: attractive women are often complete morons.
  4. 2012-05-05 13:25 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    This just in: attractive women are often complete morons.
    Implying any of them are really attractive...
  5. 2012-05-05 13:26 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    This just in: attractive women are often complete morons.
    So you're probably a solid 8?
  6. 2012-05-05 13:27 #6
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    80% of these people are ugly as hell.
  7. 2012-05-05 13:28 #7
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    Reason for Incarceration: Second-degree murder

    "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."

    http://cdn.bluegartr.com/customavata...tar40407_2.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyis. View Post
    http://cdn.bluegartr.com/customavata...tar40407_2.gif
    I think the guy she murdered is paying the price
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    Ya think? lol

    Bitches be crazy, but this bitch...
  10. 2012-05-05 13:30 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heavencloud View Post
    Implying any of them are really attractive...
    really? no.
    moderately? sure.
    to me? nah.

    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    So you're probably a solid 8?
    still madding around about your music taste?
  11. 2012-05-05 13:31 #11
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    this is awesome. gj op
  12. 2012-05-05 13:32 #12
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    it doesn't show #1s charges tho
  13. 2012-05-05 13:33 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    it doesn't show #1s charges tho
    which is probably the only one that's legitimately cute. I wan 2 no wat she done did.
  14. 2012-05-05 13:33 #14
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    You can go to prison for fleeing the scene of an accident?
  15. 2012-05-05 13:36 #15
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    #28... "Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."
  16. 2012-05-05 13:37 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    which is probably the only one that's legitimately cute. I wan 2 no wat she done did.
    #2 just looks batshit crazy, #1 is prolly in for vehicular homicide
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    You can go to prison for fleeing the scene of an accident?
    Yes.

    Quote Originally Posted by miokomioko View Post
    still madding around about your music taste?
    Oh you think I value your opinion?

    Half of those girls on that list would be hit on by most of the guys on this board. You guys have busted e-nuts all over Airenn... Let's stop with the posturing.
  18. 2012-05-05 13:39 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mote View Post
    #28... "Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."
    SUBTITLE - Give me money on my commissary so I can act like I like you while I am in here and order shit I need
  19. 2012-05-05 13:41 #19
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    #37
    Reason for incarceration: Producing child pornography
    "I am wanting to finish my education. I spend my spare time painting or drawing portraits. I spend my evenings reading true crime or Wiccan books."


    Lol, half this shit in here has to be made up. It's just too perfect.
  20. 2012-05-05 13:42 #20
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    I'm in love with all these bitches already
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