howie, i heard that your friend wasn't the one who seduced you to suck his dick

[Kuya]

But rather, that your beautiful voice seduced the dick into your mouth

[Kuya]

confirm/deny

[Howie Roary]

does that make sense? I've re-read it three times, I feel like the pronouns are wrong, or the object and the subject of the sentence

obviously you've been talking to anti though, he says my voice is seductive lol

[Howie Roary]

as for confirm deny, uhhhhhh

let's go with confirm, it happened so who cares about the reasons amirite?

[Antithesis]

as for confirm deny, uhhhhhh

let's go with confirm, it happened so who cares about the reasons amirite?

Heteroflexible™

[Kuya]

Version number 2 makes you seem less gay

[Kuya]

Because we can then claim the dick raped you

[Howie Roary]

oh, and as for seducing, he wouldn't have put the moves on me

I think I sorta backward shuffled closer to him and put his arm around me and eventually turned around and either kissed him or grabbed his hand and showed him where I I wanted it

[Kuya]

lol

[Howie Roary]

oh, yea no it was consentual (why is chrome spellcheck telling me this is spelled wrong, I refuse to write consensual) lol

but yeah the next day I had zero desire to ever do so again (with him)

[Linliel]

Aww so sweet

[Antithesis]

I think I sorta backward shuffled closer to him and put his arm around me and eventually turned around and either kissed him or grabbed his hand and showed him where I I wanted it

Sounds like something Numbers would do.

[Linliel]

oh, yea no it was consentual (why is chrome spellcheck telling me this is spelled wrong, I refuse to write consensual) lol

but yeah the next day I had zero desire to ever do so again (with him)

Uh cos "consentual" is wrong. In American, Canadian, and Australian too!

[Milkster]

Howie should begin a career in homo erotica.

[Howie Roary]

I'm a side sleeper and I think I didn't mind a little warm cuddling

plus it was becoming increasingly difficult to sleep on my front, lulz

[Antithesis]

(why is chrome spellcheck telling me this is spelled wrong, I refuse to write consensual) lol

It knows, Howie. It knows.

[Howie Roary]

I'd be a good writer but I'd be a one hit wonder ba dum ching

[Milkster]

I felt a tingle down under. iykwim

[Shiroikage]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay thread

[Howie Roary]

my next novel would be straight!