Foreskin: The Exhaustive Roundtable

**Tyche** · 2012-01-13 12:17

My baby just got circumcised. I'm an atheist...ready, set, rage. Where's milkster.

**Rhinox** · 2012-01-13 12:22

Wrong gay, wrong issue.

Solanis is the militant gay Jew who wants to circumcise everyone.

But grats on butchering your sons penis!

**Qalbert** · 2012-01-13 12:22

don't make a mountain out of a mohel

**Tweek** · 2012-01-13 12:23

fuck yeah, will do the same.

**Tyche** · 2012-01-13 12:27

I thought milkster and Kuya were the anticircumcision supergays

**Milkster** · 2012-01-13 12:32

Not giving you baby a choice with his body. Awesome.

**Rhinox** · 2012-01-13 12:34

Originally Posted by Tyche

I thought milkster and Kuya were the anticircumcision supergays

Probably right. But again grats on making sex less enjoyable for your son.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-13 12:35

Right on cue.

**Qeomash** · 2012-01-13 13:34

Aren't the doctors supposed to ask before performing a circumcision?

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-01-13 13:41

Originally Posted by Qeomash

Aren't the doctors supposed to ask before performing a circumcision?

Um, they did it with Tyche's permission.

**Tyche** · 2012-01-13 13:50

Aye, I permitted it. I wanted my kid to grow up having the same adversity as I, no foreskin, decreased pleasure, and kuya's hatred.

They asked me if I wanted to keep the foreskin...who the fuck keeps the foreskin?

**Aksannyi** · 2012-01-13 13:53

Okay that's nasty lol ... then again I've heard of women who eat their placenta ... which is just ... ::shudder::

(I like circumcised wee wees btw)

**Cleverness** · 2012-01-13 13:54

They say you're supposed to keep the foreskin and make a stew out of it for good luck.

**Valisk** · 2012-01-13 14:03

Originally Posted by Tyche

They asked me if I wanted to keep the foreskin...who the fuck keeps the foreskin?

The cashier can't assume you don't want your change. They have to make sure you're leaving them a... tip.

**Aksannyi** · 2012-01-13 14:21

lol

**Cream Soda** · 2012-01-13 14:39

Originally Posted by Milkster

Not giving you baby a choice with his body. Awesome.

Circumcisions can be undone. If they make that choice later in life, they're free to do as they please.

Also, who knows, your kid could become some super religious cult faith based healing nutzo.

They may hate you for getting them immunizations because they may not believe in them! Should you wait until they're old enough to decide for those as well?

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-01-13 14:43

lol

**Milkster** · 2012-01-13 14:44

Apples to oranges. Immunizations actually effect your health, having a circumcision is based purely upon 1) LolReligious reason or 2) aesthetically pleasing aspects because "uncut dicks are yucky and make me uncomfortable."

**archibaldcrane** · 2012-01-13 14:48

Cleanliness is a 3rd viable reason for circumcisions, even though I'm generally anti.

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-01-13 14:53

Man I'm so glad that this thread is about baby names and not religion or circumcision.

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