reading the YT section is what made my dick fall off

**Titanss** · 2014-12-26 14:22

I'm in the er and it looks like the scene from fear and loathing.. you know the fucking reptile zoo. I'll report as I go

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-12-26 14:59

christmas STD?

**tyven** · 2014-12-26 15:29

Oh God Tity

**Mertron** · 2014-12-26 15:34

Originally Posted by Titanss

I'm in the er and it looks like the scene from fear and loathing.. you know the fucking reptile zoo. I'll report as I go

Someone was giving booze to these things!

**Charismatic** · 2014-12-26 16:02

how is tity boi always the one to get the dirty sloots?

**Brill Weave** · 2014-12-26 16:20

Originally Posted by Charismatic

how is tity boi always the one to get the dirty sloots?

How's this even a real question anymore lol

**Charismatic** · 2014-12-26 16:21

he ain't the only one bout that life but he's the only one with the burner dick

**Titanss** · 2014-12-26 17:00

I wouldn't go to the er for an std, that's just overkill

**Demosthenes** · 2014-12-26 18:31

Stuck it in a blender eh?

**BaneTheBrawler** · 2014-12-26 19:15

nah, the turkey was too dry

**Titanss** · 2014-12-26 19:54

Originally Posted by Charismatic

he ain't the only one bout that life but he's the only one with the burner dick

they prob wear condoms every time or are lucky, i dunno

**Titanss** · 2014-12-26 19:55

or they just keep it on the dl, i don't give a fuck

**shepardG** · 2014-12-26 20:20

ill be that guy, why the shit are u in the Er?

**Titanss** · 2014-12-26 20:24

I got strep throat, couldn't get in a reg doctor. I'll deal with it next time fucking hell place was a nightmare, it's been awhile

**shepardG** · 2014-12-26 20:27

...causes of strep throat:
http://i39.tinypic.com/qnv9fd.gif

**Titanss** · 2014-12-26 20:29

he got to fuck vanessa hudgens so he did rite

**Rhyis.** · 2014-12-26 22:59

I'm picturing Planet Terror atm.

**AidenCarby** · 2014-12-27 00:15

Originally Posted by Titanss

I wouldn't go to the er for an std, that's just overkill

You'd be surprised at the retards that show up.

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2014-12-27 04:19

FYI you can get chlamydia and gonorrhea in the throat

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2014-12-27 04:20

PS sex a week after hernia surgery is weird and may be life threatening will let you all know on the AM

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