The difference between what men and women find hot about men (nsfw, unless you're in a gay club)

[Kuya]

Some women, perhaps even most, would not find this attractive:




Many women, however, find this quite attractive:




So, women are crazy is what i'm technically saying, i guess. Now if you'll excuse me, i need to go spend someone's money in the gay bar.

[Colenzo]

wat

[Linliel]

See if you put some pants on that guy and made it just *hint* at a dick then it'd be a lot better. In my case I like to look at other things than penises because a) I'm interested in more than just dick and b) tbh when it comes to it, as long as it's not manky and a guy knows what to do with it I don't really care what it looks like (basically a good looking dick is like bonus points).

Gimme good shoulders, arms, chest, waist, smile, eyes, jaw, all that. I don't find an insta-dick pic at all attractive. Also where's the hair on this guy seriously? He looks like a teenage boy and ugh teenage boys.


On the other hand, while I don't find the Justin Bieber scrubbing pic attractive, it's pretty hilarious.

Have a fun time at the bar!

[Linliel]

Oh, turns out on a screen that isn't my iPhone he does have some hair. Well good for him.

[Kuya]

See if you put some pants on that guy and made it just *hint* at a dick then it'd be a lot better. In my case I like to look at other things than penises because a) I'm interested in more than just dick and b) tbh when it comes to it, as long as it's not manky and a guy knows what to do with it I don't really care what it looks like (basically a good looking dick is like bonus points).

Gimme good shoulders, arms, chest, waist, smile, eyes, jaw, all that. I don't find an insta-dick pic at all attractive. Also where's the hair on this guy seriously? He looks like a teenage boy and ugh teenage boys.


On the other hand, while I don't find the Justin Bieber scrubbing pic attractive, it's pretty hilarious.

Have a fun time at the bar!

So basically what you're saying is that he needs a little bit more clothes on so you can pretend you don't look like a slut

[Kuya]

Oh women

[Kuya]

Oh dear goodness me no i can't look at that it's just too explicit

[Kuya]

I need other things to stimulate different parts of my brain because my sex drive doesn't work

[Kuya]

Look at me i'm a woman, i like men but i don't like their penises!

edit: not directed at lin because apparently she can't get enough penis

[Galkaeater]

straight men like penises more than straight women

[Kuya]

Gimme good shoulders, arms, chest, waist, smile, eyes, jaw, all that. I don't find an insta-dick pic at all attractive.

what do you mean insta-dick pic is this woman for you're confused?

[Kuya]

straight men like penises more than straight women

you're worthless but you're right today

[Linliel]

Yep, you can put it down to the hundreds of years of repression of female sexuality, but that's basically what it comes down to. Give us a break

[Kuya]

Give us a break

No

[Linliel]

what do you mean insta-dick pic is this woman for you're confused?

Nope, it's that I look for other things before I want to see someone's dick. You know, like personality. Wit. Charm. Intelligence. ^_^

[Linliel]

No

[Linliel]

At any rate, (straight) men should be happy that we don't want pics like that. Penises are kinda funny-lookin'.

[Kuya]

Nope, it's that I look for other things before I want to see someone's dick. You know, like personality. Wit. Charm. Intelligence. ^_^

Stop trolling me

[Linliel]

edit: not directed at lin because apparently she can't get enough penis

damn right

[Kuya]

At any rate, (straight) men should be happy that we don't want pics like that. Penises are kinda funny-lookin'.

See what did i just say, women are backwards