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  1. 2012-04-26 11:16 #1
    Odon
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    HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

    SO I'M LAYING IN MY BED TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP RIGHT

    AND THEN I HEAR THIS VIBRATING BUZZING SOUND AND I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT SO I GO TO INVESTIGATE AND ITS A GIANT FUCKING BEE


    ITS A MOTHERFUCKING GIANT SUPER BEE.

    ITS GIGANTIC. I TRIED TO SMUSH IT WITH A TOWEL BUT THAT NIGGA LIVED AND NOW IT'S ESCAPED SOMEWHERE IN MY ROOM.

    I MUST BEGIN MY HUNT AND I AM SCARED SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME.
  2. 2012-04-26 11:17 #2
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    WHERE IS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WHEN I NEED HIM, THIS BEE IS SHAKING LIKE A BAG SKITTLES AND PROBABLY WEARING SOME FUCKING BEE HOODIE
  3. 2012-04-26 11:19 #3
    Odon
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    I AM SO FUCKING DISPLEASED RIGHT NOW
  4. 2012-04-26 11:21 #4
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    MY PREY HAS GONE SILENT, IT KNOWS ITS BEING HUNTED.
  5. 2012-04-26 11:23 #5
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    and then odon was krye
  6. 2012-04-26 11:26 #6
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    You won't burn your house down to kill this bee, you won't do it, you wont.
  7. 2012-04-26 11:26 #7
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    Shut up I'm scared, caps lock is the only way to convey my emotions. But Krye and I did play like 4 hours of Minecraft hunger games this morning before I went to bed.
  8. 2012-04-26 11:27 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by shepardG View Post
    You won't burn your house down to kill this bee, you won't do it, you wont.
    You're god damn right I'm not going to do that. Get out and take this bee with you.
  9. 2012-04-26 11:29 #9
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    It could be a tracker jacker....if so, FREE ACID TRIPS
  10. 2012-04-26 11:32 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kohan View Post
    Call Krye and have him sing you to sleep.
    I cannot sleep with this monster in my room.
  11. 2012-04-26 11:39 #11
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    Hope you don't have to go pee soon and then get stung in your dick... Actually, I believe the hilarity from that would add to this riveting tale.
  12. 2012-04-26 11:39 #12
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    Fuck it I'm going to sleep on the couch, this problem will sort it self out. Good night.
  13. 2012-04-26 11:44 #13
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    Bee 1
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  14. 2012-04-26 11:52 #14
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    I saw this show once where a hornet attacked a beehive and the bees swarmed it and raised the temperature to a point where they wouldn't die but the hornet would get cooked by the bees and die. what if that bee gets a few hundred thousand of his bee friends to make a bee ball around you and kill you
  15. 2012-04-26 11:54 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odon View Post
    Shut up I'm scared, caps lock is the only way to convey my emotions. But Krye and I did play like 4 hours of Minecraft hunger games this morning before I went to bed.
    i meant: http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/107...UR-ENTIRE-LIFE
    video is removed, but it was some giant fucking bug
  16. 2012-04-26 11:59 #16
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    you stay up until 10 am?
  17. 2012-04-26 11:59 #17
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    or naptime
  18. 2012-04-26 12:22 #18
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    Get stung killing him and yourself in the process, it's the only way
  19. 2012-04-26 13:34 #19
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    Did Odon die?
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    In other news I found a fitting Alison Brie gif to replace the picture I had originally.
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