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  1. 2012-05-27 02:19 #1
    Titanss
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    Craigslist Casual Encunters

    My friend said I should check here for a quick fuck before I had to go back to jail. I had never been to the site and sent a email to the first slut that said she was in my area. I sent my pic and I got a email back that said she only hooks up with hispanics but I was cute enough for a exception. Pic Enclosed:

    http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2...04305041_n.jpg

    FoD?
  2. 2012-05-27 02:22 #2
    Qalbert
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    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WnLyEVgqtH...600/Potato.jpg
  3. 2012-05-27 02:24 #3
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    why not? if your state doesnt allow for conjugal visits, it will suck that the last pussy you had looks like a mongol.
  4. 2012-05-27 02:25 #4
    Titanss
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    lol
  5. 2012-05-27 02:34 #5
    Sevilla
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    okok, pussy is pussy i guess. just put two condoms on.
  6. 2012-05-27 02:37 #6
    Shiroikage
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    Damn, you're going back to jail?
  7. 2012-05-27 02:43 #7
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    pee in her butt
  8. 2012-05-27 03:01 #8
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    bring a laptop and rest it right above her boobs and then open up a picture of the face of someone really hot and fullscreen it
  9. 2012-05-27 03:02 #9
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    or maybe just use an ipad and attach it to her face with tape or a rubber band and open up a hot face picture
  10. 2012-05-27 03:49 #10
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    That is one fucked up pic. I dont know if she is covering her breasts out of shame, to make them look bigger, or to look sexy. And why would you cover them anyway when you want to fuck -_-
  11. 2012-05-27 03:52 #11
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    Lol
  12. 2012-05-27 03:56 #12
    Sera
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WnLyEVgqtH...600/Potato.jpg
    I laughed so SO hard because this is EXACTLY what came to mind

    Spud face
  13. 2012-05-27 04:07 #13
    Sera
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    Nominating that post for best of bg
  14. 2012-05-27 06:10 #14
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    Is she mildly retarded?
  15. 2012-05-27 06:17 #15
    Qalbert
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Is she mildly retarded?
    oh sure, just kick her while she's downs
  16. 2012-05-27 07:03 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    Is she mildly retarded?
    .

    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    oh sure, just kick her while she's downs
    Zing!
  17. 2012-05-27 07:35 #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Damn, you're going back to jail?
    ^
    What the hell are you accused of doing this time?
  18. 2012-05-27 07:45 #18
    Titanss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    Damn, you're going back to jail?
    My nigga. 120 days
  19. 2012-05-27 07:46 #19
    Titanss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantih View Post
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    What the hell are you accused of doing this time?
    violated my probation, I come out flat this time
  20. 2012-05-27 07:49 #20
    Charismatic
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    tested positive or some shit?
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