View Poll Results: How do you dress.

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    5 62.50%
  • Right

    2 25.00%
  • Wait what?

    0 0%
  • Middle (Too weak to be worthwhile)

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  1. #1
    preachy and pretentious
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    How do you dress.

    Well?

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    seldom

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    usually left but in the middle when I'm just hanging out

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    Ahahaha.

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    PS no option for the ladies

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    "Wait what". Perhaps "Middle (Too weak to be worthwhile)" too?

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    Silly Hat Connoisseur
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    But I know what you're talking about! And as if I'd choose the other.

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    grab, hoist, and for whatever reason I attempt to have it upright in the middle, this of course fails but I do like it snug and in place for the boys, and then I usually end up to the right although the way I am seated I think I have smushed myself to the left

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    fried, dyed, and laid to the side

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    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Middle is the place where god intended

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    Upwards if the pants are tight

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    to the side if i'm feeling mischievous

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    upright would be lovely

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    upwards and with a belt is an excellent way to keep things under control during sticky situations

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    some people tease guys for sitting down to pee, but I always wondered what the big deal was. It's actually better for your prostate, less strain on muscles etc.

    Anyway one time I sat down with a hard on and was gonna wait for it to pass so I could pee but then i realized on a standard toilet I can't make it pass the edge of the lid and even with a semi there's the risk of touching the bowl (yikes)

    hard ons aside, what's the problem with sitting to pee?

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    if i'm thinking correctly
    upwards would just be annoying and vaguely painful

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    hard ons aside, what's the problem with sitting to pee?
    standing to pee is the last bastion of manhood
    by giving it up you are a woman

    also you can fall into the bowl if the seat is down
    like a woman

  18. #18
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    sitting to pee feels so good in the morning when you're still fucked up on last night's party

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    I feel like if we were able to stand and poop and for some reason women couldn't, it would also be dubbed more manly to stand and do so

    there's nothing intrinsically manly or unmanly about sitting or standing to poop, so why the peeing?

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    FEELS SO MANLY TO AIM

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