Comedy Stand Up Thread

[Odon]

Post your favorite stand up clips so we can laugh.




http://www.comedycentral.com/video-c...in-hart/0gksl2

Posting more links after I watch these.

[Qalbert]

realdickparty.com

[Odon]

http://comedians.jokes.com/gabriel-i...king-in-at-1am

I HEAAAA DA BELL

[Odon]

http://comedians.jokes.com/joe-mande...chicken-pasta/
part 2 http://comedians.jokes.com/joe-mande...-such-a-bully/

Relievant to what Kuya said about ricans

[Odon]

http://comedians.jokes.com/jasper-re...-redd---haters

[Odon]

brb video games

[Rhyis.]

George Carlin - Seven Dirty Words/It's Bad For Ya
Richard Pryor - Live & Smokin'/Live in Concert/Live on the Sunset Strip
Eddie Murphy - Delirious/Raw
Robin Williams - Weapons of Self Destruction
Russell Peters - Comedy Now

[Bebopaloo]

[quannum]

powerful joey diaz

[Chun Liroy]

Kevin Hart Seriously funny/I'm a grown little man

[Chun Liroy]

Holy shit I've never seen some parts of that stand up.

That was fucking hilarious "You know, and kanye west is playing a real live bear instead of a piano. And the bear isn't attacking Kanye because he has too much respect for him, and the bear is lookin at him like "ughhh I wanna eat yo, but you made graduation. MOTHERFUCKA"

[Conrad]

graduation was kanye's worst album save for 808s though
and I don't even like Late Registration but I respect it

[Conrad]

anyway, lol carlin louie ck lol

[Chun Liroy]

That's like saying F&L is worse than The Cool. Sure, it may be true but that doesn't make F&L not awesome.

Graduation was a fantastic albu, but that's neither here nor there.

[Qalbert]

albu of the yea

[Conrad]

That's like saying F&L is worse than The Cool. Sure, it may be true but that doesn't make F&L not awesome.

Graduation was a fantastic albu, but that's neither here nor there.

eh, I might listen to it again now but I wasn't impressed. Maybe I need to listen to it as one full piece rather than individual songs.
For me it goes
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
College Dropout
Late Registration
Graduation
808s & Heartbreaks

[tyven]

kanye so amaze

[tyven]

Kanye broke his face then recorded his first single with a sewn together jaw. That was the right call.

He recorded "Jesus Walks" and appeared on the cover of "Rolling Stone" as Jesus. Right call.

He collaborated with Jon Brion for no reason. Right call.

He called Bushy (Yes we can! Romney '12!) racist. Right call.

He can't sing so sang throughout all of "808's." Right call.

He said Beyonce's video was better. Right call.

He said Beyonce's video was better while drunk. Right call.

He released a 34 minute art film to promote his last solo record. Right call.

He performed "Niggas In Paris" 11x in Paris. Right call.

[Conrad]

he's the reason everyone is fired up this evening

[Chun Liroy]

eh, I might listen to it again now but I wasn't impressed. Maybe I need to listen to it as one full piece rather than individual songs.
For me it goes
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
College Dropout
Late Registration
Graduation
808s & Heartbreaks

I looooove the goodlife video. Graduation has:

Homecoming
Big Brother
Everything I am
I wonder
Champion
Glory
Flashing Lights
Can't tell me nothing

I love all those fucking songs Especially Champion, Glory, everything I am. The only ones I don't like are Barry Bonds and Drunk and Hot girls, but I still find Drunk and hot girls hilarious.