Attention Mosquitoes: Effective now, the Charter of Rights and Freedoms of Me

**Howie Roary** · 2012-09-30 19:02

seriously, come on, a moratorium on the following places to bite:

the forehead (this is a first and reason for the drawing of this charter) this is a war crime;
knuckles (this really sucks to get);
finger tips;
between toes/fingers;
genitals (although thankfully this has never happened to me);
tip of the nose/where nose meets moustache area;
tip of the chin;
elbows (we tried to negotiate knees but they stonewalled us);

this list is subject to additions

**Howie Roary** · 2012-09-30 19:08

oh, how could I forget:

THE EAR MAN, WHY THE EAR

**Linliel** · 2012-10-01 16:56

dude. flyscreens. install them.

**Howie Roary** · 2012-10-01 17:19

it was in the lobby at my work :\

**Demosthenes** · 2012-10-01 18:43

It's not too cold for mosquitoes in Canadaland?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-10-01 18:44

I was wondering the same myself, it was the end of September, wtf

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2012-10-01 23:03

for some reason I thought this was a thread for places of people not to bite and I was going to tell you that your girlfriend is probably disabled in one fashion or another but now I am not

**Tajin** · 2012-10-01 23:21

Originally Posted by Linliel

dude. flyscreens. install them.

Mother fucking genius, except not.

**Linliel** · 2012-10-02 01:53

Originally Posted by Tajin

Mother fucking genius, except not.

Oh shit, here comes Tajin trying to score points again.

**Abandon** · 2012-10-02 01:57

**Linliel** · 2012-10-02 03:50

Exactly what I was thinking, except it involved more rolled eyes. Pretty lame to see the same cheap shots every single time, god.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-10-02 06:19

Fuck mosquitoes. Fuck them right in the ass.

**Tajin** · 2012-10-02 08:07

Originally Posted by Linliel

Exactly what I was thinking, except it involved more rolled eyes. Pretty lame to see the same cheap shots every single time, god.

That's the best I can do wihout having a stick up my ass in proper uk/au fashion

**Abandon** · 2012-10-02 08:40

wot wot

**Milkster** · 2012-10-02 11:02

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Fuck mosquitoes. Fuck them right in the ass.

They're going to get you right on your asshole one day.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-10-02 11:42

Originally Posted by Milkster

They're going to get you right on your asshole one day.

Ha! Unlike you, my asshole isn't up in the air exposed for everyone to see.

**Milkster** · 2012-10-02 11:45

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Ha! Unlike you, my asshole isn't up in the air exposed for everyone to see.

Neither is mine... yet. Possibly. But probably not.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-10-02 12:09

Wise decision.

**Conrad** · 2012-10-02 12:42

could be fun though milkster, and it's a new experience

**Howie Roary** · 2012-10-02 14:11

Originally Posted by Brill Weave

Fuck mosquitoes. Fuck them right in the ass.

superior thread title, from the man Brill

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