View Poll Results: Do you bring your phone to the bathroom with you

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  • All the time! Need something to do.

    211 86.48%
  • No thats gross!

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  1. #1
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    Who takes their smart phone to the bathroom with them?

    I was taking a shit (wasnt green for those wondering) playing DrawSome, when I started thinking of how many other people bring their phone with them in the bathroom, and then I started thinking about "hey buddy can I borrow your phone for a second". You can wash your hands after you take a dump, you cant wash your iphone though.

    Does anyone else bring their smartphone to the bathroom with them?

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    I take it in all the time. TrivialDroid is my pooping friend.

    Regarding the washing the phone issue, if you put your phone back in your pocket (or on the counter or wherever), prior to commencing wiping your ass, and you don't pick it up again until the hand washing is completed, you don't need to wash the phone.

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    At my employer, I hear plenty of customers and employees using phones in the bathroom. Some have even been in a call while pissing/shitting.

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    Guys in my office make phone calls from the restroom. It happens so often I'm sure the iPhone has some kind of background noise eliminator so the conversation about spreadsheets and deadlines isn't punctuated with farts and the sounds of urination.

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    I pullout to go pee.
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    I take mine with me every time I have to go, need something to do and reading magazines are so 2000 and late

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    Does a tablet count?

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    I don't actually bring my phone all that much, as I usually bring my Kindle instead, but if I'm not reading something I grab my phone and play a game or two of Spider Solitaire. I NEVER make calls, and have only answered calls at home, from close friends, just to laugh at them when I tell them I'm poopin. I continue to text if I've got a conversation going, though.

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    i eat a lot of fiber

    don't take anything to the bathroom.. never did papers/mags, don't do phone. dunno

    i have taken a laptop in on a handful of bowel movements throughout my career, bout it. usually don't have time to check out whatever it was i was so engrossed in at the time.. or i'm sitting there reading it, done shitting, before i think, wtf am i doing, put it down and wipefinish

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    There's no poll option for I have no phone

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Who takes their smart phone to the bathroom with them?

    Shiiiiit, I get pissed off when there ain't no 3G from wherever I'm pooping.

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    Marble Saga is currently my pooping game of choice

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    bathroom time is TripleTown time.

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    Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
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    Who takes their smart phone to the bathroom with them?

    Lol posting now while I'm pooping!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    bathroom time is TripleTown time.
    I want so badly to upgrade this game but I hate paying for any app/game at all

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    I never go anywhere without my phone, partially because I want something to do with my hands and partially because I don't trust anyone where I work not to fuck with my phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cream Soda View Post
    There's no poll option for I have no phone
    You should get one if them Obama phones. LOL

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    Man I catch up with all the events around the world while pinchin a loaf. Flipboard is the greatest thing ever for a groaner.

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    11 dollars for popular science and popular mechanics a year keeps me from needing a phone with me in the bathroom unless Im expecting a call
    though when I first got angry birds and plants vs zombies I had the bastard with me everywhere.

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    I want so badly to upgrade this game but I hate paying for any app/game at all
    Same! lmao

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    I'll check social media on my phone or bring my DS into the bathroom, but I'd never answer a phone call on the toilet

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