How to make Shakerboarding entertaining?

[Ikith]

Today I started as a shaker boarder at Little Caesars (Its a job right?) I am scheduled for all week (Monday through Sunday) from 5pm to 7pm it may seem like a short amount of time but it feels like forever when you are sitting outside with a sign in your hand making yourself into an idiot while listening to music (AKA I was fucking bored as hell). I was curious if there is any way to make those 2 hours go by faster?


P.S. Shoot me!

[Kuya]

Put a towel over your face, and pour water on it.

[Atreides]

clearly you need to put boogers/farts on the food and upload the video to youtube

[Senoska]

?

[archibaldcrane]

Step 1: Find a homeless guy to hold the sign and stand there for two hours.
Step 2: Go home and play video games.

[Eratosthenes]

Put a towel over your face, and pour water on it.

"Shakerboarding" made me visualize this, except with Parmesan cheese instead of water.

[EckoGecko]

take a nap standing up.

[Komm Suesser Tod]

Excuse the ignorance, but what exactly is shakerboarding?

[Psion]

An ineffective marketing attempt.

[Absolutely Virtue]

Put a towel over your face, and pour ether on it.

fix'd

[Elvis]

aids

[Kyten]

HIV

[Fooma]

Try doing some tricks like in this video:
YouTube - Elbow - One Day Like This

[Hiryo]

People can afford to buy pizza?

Best advice is to put something like whole stand-up comedy specials on your mp4. May be only 1 hour of Chris Rock Bigger and Blacker but at least itll knock out half of your time lol (comedy > music when you're super bored)

[Avanarius]

People can afford to buy pizza?

Best advice is to put something like whole stand-up comedy specials on your mp4. May be only 1 hour of Chris Rock Bigger and Blacker but at least itll knock out half of your time lol (comedy > music when you're super bored)

To expand on this, depending on peoples likes, audio books might actually be half decent too.

[Ikith]

Been looking for another job when I just got hired knowing this isn't going to be fun for months at a time. . Especially today... Looks like its going to rain. AFK downloading music.

[altwight]

Sign spinning video pissed me off. I play DDR at the local arcade like once a month if I'm at the mall and I'm very very good at it. I used to be hardcore OMG DDR WOOOOOOOOOOO but now I've retired and it's just a fun thing to do now and then.

Anyway those same faggotory type douche fucks in that video do the same shit to me while I play ddr. They'll jump on the other side and just move around and act like retards.
Fortunately enough for me the manager of the arcade absolutely loves me and kicks them out then tells the mall manager and gets them banned from the mall.

So instead of me having to just beat their ass or atleast attempt to the manager lady does it for me and it's always lawl as fuck. They'll be pissin and moanin at her and I'll be lewl'n by her side.

On topic.

You should spin your sign like that d00d and just be a lawler so people watch you and then get hungry watching you so they decide 'HAY WHY NOT EAT HERE LOL'

[Kyten]

killing yourself is the only solution

[Amarok]

How much are you getting paid/wouldn't a sign post be cheaper?

[Jakson]

How much are you getting paid/wouldn't a sign post be cheaper?

Way I understand it is that a company can't just put a sign up on the sidewalk, and stick a sign in somebody's property will usually cost you more than it would to pay somebody to stand there and hold the sign for when a sign would actually come in useful.