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    YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT, EVIL MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!!! YOU RAW, DARKNESS!!! YOU, FUCKING, DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER!
    You were cold as ice.

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    Jared Fogle of Subway Pleads Guilty on Child Pornography

    Dude about to do at least five years minimum in a federal prison, 13 maximum. Subway brand pretty much ruined now.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/subway-spok...ry?id=33175743

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    Subway brand ruined? Nah.
    They still made his ass shed them pounds. Its not like the sandwiches made him want to pound little girls.

    Anyone who associates the two needs a bullet.

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    I'm the gullible one who figured this was some blackmail scheme of some sort I guess. If anything is going to ruin Subway's brand it's the fact that they skimp on the meat and are willing to toast a tuna sub. Who the fuck toasts a tuna sub?!

    If the texts that came out are actually true, he also apparently nailed a 14-year-old and wanted to get a Subway manager to participate in a threesome with him and an under aged girl.

    Imagine the stretch marks he must have, that 14-year-old has seen some shit.

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    Between 2010 and February 2013, Fogle traveled to New York City “to engage in commercial sexual acts with minors under the age of 18 years,” including two other unnamed victims, according to an affidavit filed with the court by an assistant U.S. attorney. When Fogle was a guest at the Plaza Hotel on Nov. 3, 2012, he “engaged in sexual acts” in exchange for money with a minor girl who was 17, the document states.

    The next day he texted her to ask whether she could find him another underage girl for commercial sex, allegedly saying he would accept a 16 year old girl, “while stating that the younger the girl, the better,” the affidavit states. Fogle also sent text messages to escorts “soliciting them to provide him with access to minors as young as 14 to 15 years” for sex, the affidavit alleges.

    The same court document says on "multiple occasions" between March 2011 and April 29, 2015, Fogle "received from Taylor images and videos of nude or partially clothed minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct," and that Fogle knew they minors were under 18, "including minors as young as approximately 13-14 years."

    There are 12 victims, minor girls and boys, who live in the Southern District of Indiana, the affidavit states. They did not know they were being secretly filmed by hidden cameras concealed in clock radios, while they changed clothes, bathed or during other activities.
    5 years for hebephilia weed dealers getting decades gg justice system

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    He wanted her to have aids too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaMolly View Post
    If anything is going to ruin Subway's brand it's the fact that they skimp on the meat and are willing to toast a tuna sub. Who the fuck toasts a tuna sub?!
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    Yeah! That's totally gross! No clue who would eat a tuna melt... <_< >_> *hides*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnus View Post
    Yeah! That's totally gross! No clue who would eat a tuna melt... <_< >_> *hides*
    Only if she's 18 or older.

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    Taking "Eat Fresh" to a whole new level.

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    is he still allowed to eat at subway?

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    Wonder if Jared only paid that girl the usual $3.50 to eat his 6"?

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    There is a giant pile of great jokes here. Right next to Jared's fat.

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    Fucking scumbag gonna get his in jail. He's gonna have plenty of aides

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    So many memes on Facebook, Reedit, and such right now about him getting free foot longs and 6-inches in prison now, its beginning to lose its humor.

    Not really.

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    Vamos los Perds!

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    While being a middle-aged Caucasian male with glasses living in Indiana seems to check a lot of the Pedobear boxes (unsubstantiated stereotypes go!), I was pretty surprised by this one actually.

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    White people.

    I wish I could say that with all seriousness, but stupid fucks come in all shapes and sizes. Jared just came in two: Absurdly fat and white-guy normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wulfgang View Post
    While being a middle-aged Caucasian male with glasses living in Indiana seems to check a lot of the Pedobear boxes (unsubstantiated stereotypes go!), I was pretty surprised by this one actually.
    No moustache, flyin under the radar.

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    No beat-up, panel van?

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    Why are all the headlines focusing more on the child porn than the underage kids?

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    Member since 2006 and still can't think of a title.
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    wow lol

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