FFXI Drinking Game

[Not Kuno]

To play this game you need (1) copy of FFXI. HNM LS may also be necessary to enjoy the full experience. You will also need some random alchoholic beverage to drink (obviously). Take one shot unless otherwise specified.

Exp (pickup) PTs:
A member has gear for another job in their Bazaar
- 2 shots if it sucks
A member has gear they plan to level into in their Bazaar
- 2 shots if it sucks
A member leaves when they level
Another party camps on top of you
- 2 shots if you had a comment about where you were xping
A member has a 'unique' (ie retarded) job/subjob combo (ie mnk/rdm)
When your PT would rather get chain2 with 200 exp then chain5 with other mobs
- 2 shots if someone comments on how good of a pt it is
When your PT decides to chain VTs before 75 for chain 5 being less then 100 exp
- 2 shots if someone comments on how good of a pt it is
A member who isn't doing thier job right doesn't listen to your solid advice
- 2 shots if you have that job at 75
Your PT starts playing "party member musical chairs" when people start leaving
- 3 shots if you're the only original party member left
3 shots if the PT disbands and you leave with less EXP then you started with
If your PT members have useless spell/JA macros
- 2 shots if it has an annoying call
- 3 shots if it's a DRK with an emo bloodweapon/souleater macro
If your party member has a name based off a FF character
- 2 shots if it's Aeris, Cloud or Sepheroth
- 1 shot extra for every X in their name (ie Xxxxcloudxxx)
- 2 shot if it has a SSJ in it
If your party member has a name based off a LotR character
- 1 shot extra for every X in their name
- 2 shots if it has a SSJ in it
- 3 shots if it's spelled correctly
If any of your party members do not use food
- 2 shots if useless food like some random bread
- 2 shots if its the wrong food for the job (whoops tacos and pies are next to each other)
- 2 shots if a party member buys food off of another or has to go back to town for more
Everytime someone goes w if they are not JP
- 2 shots if they say 4 w or more as one word (ie wwwwww)

Camping (H)NMs:
If you argue what the H stands for
- 2 shots if everyone agrees on something
If the HNM pops last window
- Take 1 extra shot for every day prior where it popped last window in a row
Every time someone uses eye drops at Fafnir/Nidhogg
If you see someone mrargus (ie fall on the mob from far away + claim) an NM
- 2 shots if its an HNM
- 3 shots if its an HQ pop
You find D. Feet only on Aspid
- 4 shots if its double D. Feet
You find A. Feet only on KB
- 4 shots if its double A. Feet
You find N. Legs only on Nidhogg
- 4 shots if its double N. Legs
Everytime someone attacks/agros Darters/Aspid adds/KB elementals
- 2 shots if its your LS
Another LS shows up when you're doing multiple Kirins
- 2 shots if they pop it regardless if you're there first
An HNM gets CFHed
- 3 shots if its an HQ pop
An HNM was stolen
- 2 shots if it was below 5%
- 4 shots if it was your LS that stole it

Version Update Day:
Maintenance gets extended 2 hours
- 1 extra shot for every 2 hours it's extended
No new armor/weapon models (recoloring doesn't count) are released
- 4 shots if the only new models are event items
Every time a new low dmg/multiple hit weapon is added
There's a fishing change
There's a fellowship change
There's a ballista change
The behavior of certain ______ was _______ (ie they're not saying anything specific)


May your FFXI experience with this guide be enjoyable. (more to be added eventually)
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[Alleya]

Dude, you'd die of alcohol poisoning within 30 minutes of this game, especially for the exp party one.

[Raineer]

Very nice

[NynJa]

You find N. Legs only on Nidhogg

Can you fucking send those my way ??

I've never ever ever participated in a Nidhogg kill that dropped N.Lg.

[Kazen]

Most people wouldnt survive valkrum/qufim from poisoning. :wink:

[Isildur]

An HNM was stolen
- 2 shots if it was below 5%
- 4 shots if it was your LS that stole it

i LOL'd

[Mifaco]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38...o/9340e2ba.jpg

BEST PICTURE IN THE THREAD

[BRP]

Only... picture in the thread >.>;

[rahskala]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38...o/9340e2ba.jpg

I LMFAO'd

[dietvanillapepsi]

-When your PT would rather get chain2 with 200 exp then chain5 with other mobs
- 2 shots if someone comments on how good of a pt it is

How about 2 shots when a (pre-75) PT would rather kill VT mobs for 100-150 per kill, loving the fact that they hit chain 5 consistantly (for 98 exp), cuz they are too chicken shit to graduate to tougher mobs.

[mrfridays]

Suggested add-ons

Exp (pickup) PTs:


A member has useless /party spam in their macros
- 2 shots if the macro includes JP emoticons but they are a NA player.
- 3 shots if the macro has a <call> in it.
- 4 shots if it is <call5> specifically.
- entire bottle if the macro is for a nuke or debuff.




A member gives tries to give you or someone else in the PT advice that is clearly wrong.
- 2 shots if it is boarderline retarded or assanine.
- 3 shots if it makes you laugh so much you have to re-equip your LS pearl and tell everyone.
- 4 shots if the person trying to give advice is Rank 3.




A member in your party is named after a FF character.
- 2 shots if it is Yunah, Tifa, or Aeris.
- 3 shots if it is Cloud, Squall, or Sephiroth.
- 4 shots if they add the letter "X" before and/or after the name.



A member uses food that gives no benefit to their current job (mages using sushi, melees using Pies...etc).
- 2 shots if they synth it themselves
- 3 shots if they simply don't use food for the entire duration of the party.

[Sonomaa]

last time I got super drunk and was on a linkshell I told off a few idiots but said a few other things Im quite happy with getting off my chest

this game would have me drunk very very often

[Ryany]

Someone has been pting in the Bibiki Dunes.

[Kazen]

Need to add 5 shots to newb partys that would rather cyber than exp. Happened recently in garlaige, thf, whm, blm, pld would literally go afk after each fight to do that.. lol. Except the werent afk.. they wanted to cyber in party chat, was annoying as hell. i said the hell with this and left the party in the first 5 min

[vudoodoodoo]

1 shot everytime Duckoverice or any other non JP saying wwwwww

[Septimus]

1 shot everytime Duckoverice or any other non JP saying wwwwww

You would die within 15 minutes.

[Pawky]

1 shot everytime Duckoverice or any other non JP saying wwwwww

no more visiting lower jeuno I guess

[Not Kuno]

Updated ;o

[mrfridays]

Updated ;o

O&A Party Rock! ;o

[Elcura]

1 shot everytime Duckoverice or any other non JP saying wwwwww

You would die within 15 minutes.

Not from Alcohol poisoning, but from smashing your head on the keyboard till your brain falls out.