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    Saved by the Smell

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/ ... 3834c.html

    A part of my childhood was taken away from me today. Therapy may be needed.

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    Y gawd y

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    We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."
    loool

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    "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
    Q.f.t. This is fucking disgusting. This won't help him out if he's trying to get away from the Screech typecast at all. In fact, all it's probably going to do is have MORE people looking at him because of Saved by the Bell, saying how he's a failure and couldn't get work after the show, so he had to resort to porn.

    Fuck Dustin Diamond, just go away already.

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    I can still recite the intro theme to that show from memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    I can still recite the intro theme to that show from memory.
    Me too, and most of the episodes. >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lbelle
    Quote Originally Posted by Not Kuno
    I can still recite the intro theme to that show from memory.
    Me too, and most of the episodes. >_>
    Zack got a date with this hot chick cheerleader type but OMG he forgot that he had a date with Kelly at the same time. WHATEVER IS HE TO DO?!?!?!?!

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    What a loser.

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    The words Dustin Diamond and dirty sanchez do NOT belong together. At all. Ever.

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    He can't afford to pay his house.

    Who cares if he had a three-way with some girls. Money is money lol.

    He came to my school for stand up and most of his jokes has to do with Saved by the Bell, Talking about Slater and that shit.. really weak comedy.

    This guy sucks, he wasn't even funny, just stupid.

    Dustin D. has nothing on Jaleel White for being the best nerd in the 90s sitcom world.

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    Family Matters ftmfw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    Family Matters ftmfw.
    At first I thought you wrote Family Guy, and given this thread, it made me think of the episode where Peter dresses up as a transvestite and asks Lois if she wants a cleveland steamer.

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    Am I the only one who is proud of him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quicklet
    Quote Originally Posted by SephirothYuyX
    Family Matters ftmfw.
    At first I thought you wrote Family Guy, and given this thread, it made me think of the episode where Peter dresses up as a transvestite and asks Lois if she wants a cleveland steamer.
    I IMMEDIATELY thought of that episode when I read this article, how weird!

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    Thats funny, not long ago my brother who goes to FSU found out Dustin Diamond was taking classes there. People would give him a hard time actually and he eventually stopped taking classes at the school. My brother said he was an really fucking bad alcoholic and was always at bars drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternus
    Thats funny, not long ago my brother who goes to FSU found out Dustin Diamond was taking classes there. People would give him a hard time actually and he eventually stopped taking classes at the school. My brother said he was an really fucking bad alcoholic and was always at bars drinking.
    LOL

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    Drinks a lot, had a 3-some.

    Sounds like a winner to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xavier
    Drinks a lot, had a 3-some.

    Sounds like a winner to me.
    don't forget he's married

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    Dirty Sanchez?

    zoiks!

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