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  1. #1
    Relic Weapons
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    Make sure to wear protection when you wrestle!

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditio ... index.html

    I'm trying to make it past the headline of this article, and I just can't. It's just fucking terrible.

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    wtf, how do you get herpes wrestling?

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    I love wrestling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso
    wtf, how do you get herpes wrestling?
    Well first you have sex with the mats and then when its someone else's turn to have sex with the mats they catch your herpes. Duh.

    Edit: Yes, I understand this isn't about genital herpes.

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    Um rash shows on face and neck, not your peepee...so no need for protection.

    Still sucks though. =(

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    Take a wild guess.... >.>

    Outbreak Triggers

    Oral herpes

    Local injury to the face, lips, eyes or mouth, as through trauma, surgery, or actinic (ultraviolet) radiation (e.g., sunburn) are well established triggers of recurrent orolabial herpes due to herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1).

    Herpes is contracted through direct skin contact (not necessarily in the genital area) with an infected person, and less frequently by indirect contact (for instance, by sharing lip balm or a virus infested shared towel). The virus travels through tiny breaks in the skin (or mucous membranes in the mouth and genital areas), so, healthy skin and mucous membranes are normally an effective barrier to infection. However, in the case of mucous membranes, even microscopic abrasions are sufficient to expose the nerve endings into which the virus splices itself. This is why most herpes transmission happens in mucous membranes, or in areas of the body where mucous membranes and normal skin merge (e.g., the corners of the mouth).

    Symptoms may not appear for up to a month or more after infection.

    -taken from lolwiki

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    that's just nasty...

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    I know it's not genital herpes, but it still cracks me the fuck up. And the headline makes it sound like wrestling set these kids' balls on fire.

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    Lol..

    So if you catch this you get outbreaks for life anytime your face is exposed to the sun or cut?

    Frightening..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devek
    Lol..

    So if you catch this you get outbreaks for life anytime your face is exposed to the sun or cut?

    Frightening..
    i think i have this? they're just coldsores right? i only get them when im sick, and even when im sick, its only occasionally

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    Coldsores? Those are stage 1 on herpies actually. But not the geneital herpies that everyone gets

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    This is being blown out of proportion. Some asshole lied during skin check (before a tournament in minnesota your examined for skin rashes) if you have one you have to provide a doctors note that says it's not contagous or you sit out. someone decided to forge and now everyone in america thinks our wrestlers are goin extra curicular.

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    Yep, as Slusher said... Most wrestling teams are really careful about that stuff for a reason, because it can happen pretty easily when you're wrestling. Before every practice/match we'd normally have to cover exposed skin in this disinfecting foam to prevent that kind of thing.

    It just looks like someone BSed or just was an idiot and caused an outbreak.

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Um...

    I'd like to point out that this is called

    "CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- An outbreak of a contagious rash called herpes gladiatorum among Minnesota high school wrestlers led the state to suspend matches and halt contact practices, authorities said Wednesday."

    HERPES MOTHERFUCKING GLADIATORUM!

    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...russell203.jpg

    Quote Originally Posted by Nirokun
    i think i have this? they're just coldsores right? i only get them when im sick, and even when im sick, its only occasionally
    Don't blow any dudes, oral herpes can spread to the genitals with mouth/genital contact. Just FYI.

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    i thought everyone gets cold sores >_>

    i havent had an 'outbreak' in years

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    no only people with HSV1 or HSV2 get cold sores, the thing about herpes is that it does a thing called asymptomatic shedding, which means even when you have no visible outbreak you can infect someone else.

    it is weakness of the immune system (caused by stress or illness) that allows HSV1/2 to move outside of the nervous system and show symptoms on the skin.

    and incidentally HSV can infect anywhere on the body, it's normally seen around the mouth and genitals because that is where people touch the most.

    the wiki article is very interesting especially because herpes can cause encephalitis (swelling of the brain) leading to death, it's rare but the disease is extremely common so basically anyone could kill you with a touch ;D

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    i guess im tainted then

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    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    This is why I ask any girl who is preparing to go down on me if she's ever had a cold sore.

    No blowjob is worth that risk.

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    Girls never lie either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by archibaldcrane
    This is why I ask any girl who is preparing to go down on me if she's ever had a cold sore.

    No blowjob is worth that risk.
    If you limit your BJs to girls who have never had a cold sore ever, you just cut down your prospective BJs by like 70%.

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