funniest joke or phrase

[.Dave]

have you ever heard the funiest joke or phrase that you still think about it and laugh? if so post it here..

[Swampthing]

It always makes me laugh when people whip out the "yo mamma" jokes, but when the use of it in the first place isn't the actual joke XD

[Acturus]

have you ever heard the funiest joke or phrase that you still think about it and laugh? if so post it here..

The muffin joke always gets me, but it needs to be told expressively and with NSFW language:

Two muffins are sitting on a rack in the oven, baking. One muffin turns to the other and remarks, "Jeez, is it just me, or is it really hot in here?!"

The other muffin turns to the first, and shouts, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Beyond that, I do enjoy the Ugly Tree reference.

[Swampthing]

lol I've never heard the muffin joke before.

What's the ugly tree reference?

[Vertabreaker]

Beyond that, I do enjoy the Ugly Tree reference.

A buddy of mine always used to use the line, "That was a big bag of what the fuck" instead of the ugly tree reference. Always made me laugh.

[Sig]

Baby, I'm like a snowstorm.

I'll give you 10-12 inches you don't want, and you ain't gona be able to go outside for a couple of days.

[Helpoemer]

What's brown and sticky?


































A stick!!!

fwuafwuafwuafwuasorry

[Swampthing]

Baby, I'm like a snowstorm.

I'll give you 10-12 inches you don't want, and you ain't gona be able to go outside for a couple of days.

rofl, I could picture you saying that irl, and the funniest thing would be people laughing at you for saying 10-12

[Bartylby]

have you ever heard the funiest joke or phrase that you still think about it and laugh? if so post it here..

The muffin joke always gets me, but it needs to be told expressively and with NSFW language:

Two muffins are sitting on a rack in the oven, baking. One muffin turns to the other and remarks, "Jeez, is it just me, or is it really hot in here?!"

The other muffin turns to the first, and shouts, "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Beyond that, I do enjoy the Ugly Tree reference.

lol i've never heard that one before... it looked like something george carlin would say though x.x

i dunno why i get that vibe from the joke but i do

[Sig]

Baby, I'm like a snowstorm.

I'll give you 10-12 inches you don't want, and you ain't gona be able to go outside for a couple of days.

rofl, I could picture you saying that irl, and the funniest thing would be people laughing at you for saying 10-12

Do you know me?

[Bartylby]

it's the avatar

lol

[Sig]

Oh lol, I adblocked my Dolevatar because he kept fucking following me with his eyes, and it's creepy and shit.

But, you're right. I'd laugh at 10-12 from him, too.

he's atleast 15-17, if not in the insane cockbros range... he's fucking Bob Dole

[chesh]

Two baby seals walk into a club.

[Meilyn]

Do you know why you don't shower with Pokemon?





Cause they might Pikachu...

[Foustian]

If it weren't for my horse, I never would've spent that year in college.

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

[Lordshin]

What's brown and sticky?
































A stick!!!

fwuafwuafwuafwuasorry

Oh man !!!

That made me LOL irl xD

[Hollaback]

If it weren't for my horse, I never would've spent that year in college.

A week later, they find you dead in your bathtub!

[Kross]

This was from the show Arthur.

What do you call 2 banana peels?














A pair of slipppers!!

[Septimus]

Guys, be careful with your jokes. Carlos Mencia may be reading...

[Tricen]

Serious. I always like the:

HAI GUYS U WANNA HEAR A JOKE!?






















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