Calling Heian (SORRY)

[thestalkmore]

Wow do you read your PMs and stuff? gawd ;(

[Axil]

I read them for him, hes a busy man

[Ivve]

Yeah, why don't you just talk to Axil, and if what you have to say is important enough, maybe he'll tell it to Heian!

[Axil]

Yeah, why don't you just talk to Axil, and if what you have to say is important enough, maybe he'll tell it to Heian!

Thanks, Assistant to the Secretary Ivve

[thestalkmore]

Message is top secret and can only be relayed directly to Heian. Srsly

[Heian]

Sent. Lover. You are probably gonna get a PM about this too lolol

[Ivve]

Yeah, why don't you just talk to Axil, and if what you have to say is important enough, maybe he'll tell it to Heian!

Thanks, Assistant to the Secretary Ivve

Helping people: it's what I do!

[Heian]

Yeah, why don't you just talk to Axil, and if what you have to say is important enough, maybe he'll tell it to Heian!

Thanks, Assistant to the Secretary Ivve

Helping people: it's what I do!

And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you medaling kids!

Oh and Axil is practically my clone, except he is cool and can grow a beard.

[Ivve]

Yeah, why don't you just talk to Axil, and if what you have to say is important enough, maybe he'll tell it to Heian!

Thanks, Assistant to the Secretary Ivve

Helping people: it's what I do!

And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you medaling kids!

Oh and Axil is practically my clone, except he is cool and can grow a beard.

Do I really look like Thelma?

Also, I can make myself look like I have a beard. It just takes about a month and a couple of tubes of mascara...

P.S. Shouldn't this be happening in the spam forum?

[Heian]

Yeah, why don't you just talk to Axil, and if what you have to say is important enough, maybe he'll tell it to Heian!

Thanks, Assistant to the Secretary Ivve

Helping people: it's what I do!

And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you medaling kids!

Oh and Axil is practically my clone, except he is cool and can grow a beard.

Do I really look like Thelma?

Also, I can make myself look like I have a beard. It just takes about a month and a couple of tubes of mascara...

P.S. Shouldn't this be happening in the spam forum?

If you do that you will be like the Russian girls who work in the Deli at my store....

[Ivve]

If you do that you will be like the Russian girls who work in the Deli at my store....

Shit's gross! I worked with some arab chick when I was employed at a department store. Bitch had a full neck beard, and she worked at the cosmetic counter. It was a sad sight. I wonder why they don't just get it waxed, which is relatively cheap, or have laser hair removal.

I used to call her The Bearded Lady to my friends.

[Heian]

If you do that you will be like the Russian girls who work in the Deli at my store....

Shit's gross! I worked with some arab chick when I was employed at a department store. Bitch had a full neck beard, and she worked at the cosmetic counter. It was a sad sight. I wonder why they don't just get it waxed, which is relatively cheap, or have laser hair removal.

I used to call her The Bearded Lady to my friends.

Yeah thats pretty fucking gross but I'm numb to it now, this hiring agency brings over all of these eastern Europeans and Jamaicans and other nationalities every summer. They work shit jobs in a tourism area and they are annoying as hell, for reasons I don't even want to get into.

Well a kid named Konstantine works back in Produce with me. I use the term 'work" loosely because he doesn't do shit. Either way I call him Konnie the Commie and call him that on a regular basis, that or Vladamir. For some reason he doesn't like me.

[Ivve]

If you do that you will be like the Russian girls who work in the Deli at my store....

Shit's gross! I worked with some arab chick when I was employed at a department store. Bitch had a full neck beard, and she worked at the cosmetic counter. It was a sad sight. I wonder why they don't just get it waxed, which is relatively cheap, or have laser hair removal.

I used to call her The Bearded Lady to my friends.

Yeah thats pretty fucking gross but I'm numb to it now, this hiring agency brings over all of these eastern Europeans and Jamaicans and other nationalities every summer. They work shit jobs in a tourism area and they are annoying as hell, for reasons I don't even want to get into.

Well a kid named Konstantine works back in Produce with me. I use the term 'work" loosely because he doesn't do shit. Either way I call him Konnie the Commie and call him that on a regular basis, that or Vladamir. For some reason he doesn't like me.

The difference between us is that I never called her The Bearded Lady to her face. I nickname pretty much anyone that I come into contact with on a regular basis who is unfortunate enough to have a shitty personality coupled with physical flaws. A few examples:

1. The chihuahua -- my racist bitch boss with crazy bug eyes and a stupid short haircut.
2. The bulldog -- an annoying saleswoman I used to work with who no shit looked like a bulldog transmogrified into a human being.
3. Half-Mast -- This girl who worked at the front desk of a hotel I stayed in for about 3 weeks. One of her eyes was permanently half-shut.
4. The Alimony Machine with Titties -- The woman who leased us our apartment. Pretty much looks like you would expect a streetwalker to look if you put her in a business suit. Major methface. Divorced.