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    Riddles

    Post any hard or good riddles here. Here's one I spent an hour or so on last night, give it a try:

    1. There are 5 houses
    2. The Englishman lives in the red house
    3. The Spaniards own a dog
    4. Coffee is drunk in the green house
    5. The Ukranian drinks tea
    6. The green house is right of the ivory house
    7. The Old Gold smoker owns snails
    8. Kools are smoked in the yellow house
    9. Milk is drunk in the middle house
    10. The Norwegian lives in the first house
    11. The man who smokes Chesterfield lives in the house next to the man with a fox
    12. Kools are smoked next to the house where the horse is kept
    13. The Lucky Strike smoker drinks orange juice
    14. The Japanese smokes Parliament
    15. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house

    Who drinks water and who owns the zebra?

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    That's not a riddle, it's an LSAT question >.>

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    That's just a rehash of the hold Einstein riddle..and it's the German.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meresgi View Post
    That's just a rehash of the hold Einstein riddle..and it's the German.
    OK? Its not like I made the riddle/LSAT question or anything

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    There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

    The question is: Who owns the fish?

    Hints:

    * The Brit lives in the red house.
    * The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
    * The Dane drinks tea.
    * The green house is on the left of the white house.
    * The green homeowner drinks coffee.
    * The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
    * The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
    * The man living in the center house drinks milk.
    * The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    * The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
    * The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
    * The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
    * The German smokes prince.
    * The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
    * The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

    Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.

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    these aren't riddles you shitheads, these are puzzles

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrockstar View Post
    There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

    The question is: Who owns the fish?

    Hints:

    * The Brit lives in the red house.
    * The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
    * The Dane drinks tea.
    * The green house is on the left of the white house.
    * The green homeowner drinks coffee.
    * The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
    * The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
    * The man living in the center house drinks milk.
    * The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    * The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
    * The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
    * The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
    * The German smokes prince.
    * The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
    * The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

    Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.
    The problem with this "riddle" is that solving it requires making bigass charts or lists, it's not humanly possible to remember such a list so perfectly without writing it down.

    Which, yeah, makes it more of a puzzle or something than a riddle.

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    Wizard and Glass riddles will get owned here I'm sure, so if you read it don't cheat prz!


    We are very little creatures,
    All of us have different features.
    One of us in glass is set,
    One of us you’ll find in jet.
    Another you may see in tin,
    and a fourth is boxed within.
    If the fifth you should pursue,
    It can never fly from you.

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    Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble.
    Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.



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    In a tunnel of darkness lies an iron beast
    It can only attack when pulled back.

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    That last one isn't a pinball machine ball.

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID MY CUSTOM TITLE GO
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    Both of them. That's just a dick move.

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    Last one's easy anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrockstar View Post
    There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

    The question is: Who owns the fish?

    Hints:

    * The Brit lives in the red house.
    * The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
    * The Dane drinks tea.
    * The green house is on the left of the white house.
    * The green homeowner drinks coffee.
    * The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
    * The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
    * The man living in the center house drinks milk.
    * The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    * The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
    * The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
    * The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
    * The German smokes prince.
    * The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
    * The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

    Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.
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    i'm not sure whether i did it right or not, but it seems like everything plugged in perfectly for me with 1 slot left for the pet for the green/german/prince/coffee house...i have

    yellow/Norwegian/cats/dunhill/water
    blue/danish/horse/blend/tea
    red/brit/birds/pall mall/milk
    green/german/(space for fish?)/prince/coffee
    white/swede/dogs/bluemaster/beer

    in that order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exoduso View Post
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    i'm not sure whether i did it right or not, but it seems like everything plugged in perfectly for me with 1 slot left for the animal for the green/german/prince/coffee house...i have

    yellow/Norwegian/cats/dunhill/water
    blue/danish/horse/blend/tea
    red/brit/birds/pall mall/milk
    green/german/(space for fish?)/prince/coffee
    white/swede/dogs/bluemaster/beer

    in that order.
    Didn't look at all the details but you got the answer right.




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    Quote Originally Posted by scrockstar View Post
    There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

    The question is: Who owns the fish?

    Hints:

    * The Brit lives in the red house.
    * The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
    * The Dane drinks tea.
    * The green house is on the left of the white house.
    * The green homeowner drinks coffee.
    * The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
    * The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
    * The man living in the center house drinks milk.
    * The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    * The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
    * The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
    * The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
    * The German smokes prince.
    * The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
    * The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

    Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.
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    The german, I believe.

    Yellow - Norwegian - Water - Dunhill - Cats
    Blue - Dane - Tea - Blend - Horse
    Red - Brit - Milk - Pall mall - Birds
    Green - German - coffee - prince - fish
    White - Swede - beer - bluemaster - dogs

    Did I get it right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waef View Post
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    The german, I believe.

    Yellow - Norwegian - Water - Dunhill - Cats
    Blue - Dane - Tea - Blend - Horse
    Red - Brit - Milk - Pall mall - Birds
    Green - German - coffee - prince - fish
    White - Swede - beer - bluemaster - dogs

    Did I get it right?
    that's what I got, so yeah I guess it's right.

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    Woo, we're smarter than 98% of the world! High five!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrockstar View Post
    There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

    The question is: Who owns the fish?

    Hints:

    * The Brit lives in the red house.
    * The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
    * The Dane drinks tea.
    * The green house is on the left of the white house.
    * The green homeowner drinks coffee.
    * The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
    * The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
    * The man living in the center house drinks milk.
    * The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    * The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
    * The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
    * The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
    * The German smokes prince.
    * The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
    * The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

    Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.
    When did the game go off, 10 minutes ago? Took about 10 minutes....Disappointing.

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    Fucked up the house order and put the green one in the middle, and worked through it for like 2 minutes before I realized I was an idiot
    http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/2819/1010678za5.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheShadyMan View Post
    What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
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    Your ass!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waef View Post
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    Your ass!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DEC87Ao0Do

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    <3 that movie.

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    I was gonna say "my ass!" but you're the one who asked the riddle, so I wasn't sure what to say and finally went with "your ass!"

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